donkey dicked mother fucker

a guy who is hung like a donkey

damn, that nigga is a donkey dicked mother fucker.

by h bizzle 5 shizzle July 1, 2006

dicked on

if you get completely owned at somthing youve been dicked on.

a form of tea bagging but metaphorical

*head shot on COD4* ... omg you got dicked on!

or instead of you got wrecked... you got dicked on!

by Mr.CoolWaters October 10, 2008

Urban Dicked

v. when your name or screenname gets added to this website with a definition you might not like.

Oh no he didn't! Small dicked Nathaniel is just ASKING to get urban dicked, i'ma define his ass right now. daaamn homie.

(see "nateddog")

by Curtis G May 13, 2003

Baby Dicked

Having a penis the size of a baby's. The verb form of baby dick.

My girlfriend tells her friends that I'm baby dicked.

by Cocktail Sauce #0 April 16, 2009

Charles Dickens

A popular author and street fighter, Charles Dickens grew up in the 1800s writing books and punching townfolk in the face. Died in 1870 after choking on a book.

A selection of the more popular books written by Charles Dickens:

• Great Expectations
• Oviler Twists (later re-released as "Oliver Twist")
• A Christmas Carol
• Batman Returns: The Official Movie Book

by kleptonin April 25, 2004

dickerdoodle

A cookie in the shape of a penis. Has received the most notoriety on Penny Arcade with a yearly contest in where individuals are encouraged to post pictures of creating/enjoying the pastry.

Can also mean two or more men in a spa

These dickerdoodles are delicious!

No I don't want to get into the spa with you, it'll be like we are making dickerdoodle soup!

by ezdu March 13, 2010

Dickenbocker

Noun: A total dick.

A dickenbocker excels in such talents as cutting you off on the highway, disrespecting your friends, walking away while you ask a question, or trying to steal your credit card number. It is customary to elect a Dickenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.

Regional note: In New England a dickenbocker is sometimes referred to as a dickerbocker.

Etymology: From the German phrase "Summieren Sie Dikkenbaachūr"

That dude just spilled his beer all over me and didn't say anything. What a dickenbocker.

by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009