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Dicked the shit

When you owned something so much and there are no words to describe how awesome it is/was.
I beat him so bad, i Dicked the shit.

Person 1: God, you're owning hard.

Person 2: Yeah, i'm dickin' the shit.
by kaxxiehero August 28, 2009
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Dissed Call

When you call someone, they check the screen on their phone, see it's you - and proceed to NOT answer.
You: /Ring /Ring /Ring

Person (likely a fresh, young hottie): (Thinking to themselves): "Fuck this guy."

You: Ugh. I just got a dissed call from that chick I met at the bar two nights ago.
by Le Duque October 30, 2009
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dicked

Dicking your pants is the act of getting your dick caught in the zipper of your pants
Kyler just dicked his pants!
by shakethatassfome July 12, 2015
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Dinked up

Being impaired and unable to function.

Very High and/or Drunk
Joey got all dinked up at the pub last night and couldn't say his own name.
by Flareside92 March 25, 2016
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Dicked

When an individual is receives surprise dick up the butt.
Guy 1: "hey, how was the party last night?"
Guy 2: "yo I dicked this one girl, and she was totally into it."
by Garyikea September 17, 2017
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dicked it

When you completely fuck up
Yo my buddy Hayden wrecked his dirt bike he completely dicked it.
by Cboii112 November 28, 2017
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dickedness

The quality of obnoxious arrogance, with the inability or refusal to see things from anyone else's perspective;

A negative personality trait usually seen in upper management, occurring more often in men than women;

The product of mating wickedness with narcissism.
Not to be confused with Dickensness, the physical and or emotional malady one experiences after trying (and usually failing) to write a college paper on Great Expectations without having read the book.
The insurance company was known for caring more about the bottom line than the patient, but it's latest policy rose to a whole new level of dickedness.

I am so tired of dealing with all of my boss's dickedness.

The president is beyond a jerk, he's pure dickedness.
by DrSLK August 14, 2018
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