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Dishevelled Goblin

What you call the poop when you take a dump on someone's chest.
I took a shit on Dave's chest and gave him a dishevelled Goblin.
by undsioux7 January 25, 2023
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Disheveled disadvantage

When someone’s ugliness effects their life dramatically,

Opposite to pretty privilege
My friend has a bad case of disheveled disadvantage”
by S/a/M February 12, 2023
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Dirty-Dished

When someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. By secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.

If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.
Wife: Why is there still food on these dishes?

Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.

Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)

Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.

Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.

(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?

Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.

(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.

Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.

Wife: Literally

loaf

slack
confuse
trick
sneaky
by Brian Kia Ora May 27, 2016
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Why are the dishes hot?

Because Geoff.
Geoff, Why are the dishes hot?
by Jefe the Dish May 22, 2018
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Drying the dishes

When someone is getting it on with someone but then mentions something stupid or inappropriate that immediately ends everything.
Drying the dishes - saying something that turns the other person off immediately.

K was trying to go to second base with L but then mentioned the time of puking near this spot because of a party.
by Reparatiepilsje July 6, 2019
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folding the dishes

when are you going to join the damn meeting you're taking so long
im folding the dishes bro give me a couple minutes

.... WTF DOES THAT MEAN???
by K1ry0256 June 18, 2022
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I’m so high I’m foldin dishes

To be so high that it doesn’t make sense

Liam the Brand- I Like/LSD
Bruh 1: Bruh, I’m so high I’m foldin dishes

Bruh 2: Damn son, you so high you don’t make sense
by Activus Prime August 31, 2021
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