Ditch

1) a large hole in the ground
2)when a friend leaves you all alone or has ran off

1) look at that ditch in the ground
2)oh my god I can't believe my friend just ditched me

by Girl on fire190 December 3, 2016

one for the ditch

that last drink that may send you over the edge into the ditch while driving home from a party or bar

Your friends or even foe may be leaving the party and you ask them "How about one for the ditch".

by hardknees June 2, 2009

Itch in the Ditch

(adverb) a phrase you say to someone when you see them scratching their butt crack or anywhere in the vicinity of the butt crack. Can also be used when you see them pulling out their underwear or pants from the butt crack area; can also be used when a female does this in the lower frontal extremity

Itch in the Ditch

by sekajakes July 6, 2010

diltch

A penis with a bend, or kink in it.

The bitch couldnt suck my dick becuase I have a diltch.

by Joe Sullivian January 25, 2005

ditch banger

A snowmobile (also see “snow machine”) possessing the appropriate suspension travel and handling characteristics to ride haphazardly, or drunkenly through rural drainage conduits. First coined in the Midwest, it is gaining popularity in mountain western states.

That Polaris with the 12 inch suspension made one hell of a ditch banger until I didn’t see that mailbox and then holy-wah, there it was!

by Commander Orth March 5, 2011

Ditch Leopard

A stray cat, especially in rural areas that hunts small birds and animals from ditches

While driving through the countryside we noticed two ditch leopards lying in the grass waiting for their prey

by James Phineas January 20, 2009

Ditchingness

The act of organizing an event, then completly blowing it off, because you had something better to do.

"WTF?"
"What is it?"
"Amy is ditchingness her bowling party"
"Son of a bitch your right! Bad form Amy, bad form."

by EXtremely DISSapointed January 27, 2009