dickaologist

a person like looking otr touching dick

lauren is a dirty dickaologist

by snoopy13 May 11, 2009

dickcockus

an asshole whom states the obvious to be one of annoyance.

when it's a cold day and someone reminds one of just how cold it may be as if they couldn't tell for themselves in the first place. Then one would reply, "DICKCOCKUS!"

by bart cumquart June 18, 2009

dickfoon

One who unwittingly demonstrates buffoonery while attempting to achieve or perform aggressive or manipulative dickishness.

Don't be a mere dickfoon.

by Labradactyl March 3, 2016

Dickdicted

Addicted to that dick.

John be off Tiffany's nuts so hard, I swear that boy is dickdicted and he ain't even smashed yet.

I beat them guts so legitly , that hoe Aaron will buy me whatever I ask for. She dickdicted and can't handle the withdrawals from saying no.

by MASTER ROZENBURG November 2, 2016

dickhobo

/dikˈhōˌbō/
Noun
1) A boy, cleverly disguised as an older man, who leaches off of his girlfriend rather than getting a real job and contributing to living expenses.
2) Synonymous with "a scrub", except older in age, and in a live-in situation.

Moving in together seemed so great until Joy realized David was a dickhobo. She's either moving out or getting a second job.

by JusCallMeCookie January 23, 2018

dickfooting

The act of quietly screwing someone over from behind the scenes.

Man, they have been completely dickfooting you the whole time.

by SteveFox December 13, 2018

dickcontrol

Giving a way the decision when to masturbate to someone. Other Person can decide when ever you masturbate even if it ordinarily wouldn't be a place where you would do it normally.

You: "Can we do dickcontrol?"

by xxh__ July 12, 2019