Diarrhea Dash

The tell-tale, classic run to the bathroom after eating a certain food known to give someone the runs. Usually accompanied by a panicked look and a hand clamped over the mouth.

Jane: Where's Carol?

Kim: Oh, she ate 10 pieces of fudge again, and is doing the Diarrhea Dash.

by fatyardigan August 5, 2010

Reverse Diarrhea

When you go take a dumb/crap/shit and your shit hits the water hard enough so the water ends up going up and the water touches your ass.

Bob: Well my day is ruined!
Jack: Why?
Bob: I had reverse diarrhea
Jack: wtf is that?
Bob: Its when you go shit and your shit lands in the water really hard and the water splashes against your ass.

by Junsquared December 31, 2011

explosive diarrhea

When you're sitting on the pot and you've got diarrhea and you blast a dukie SO hard that it explodes out of your butt, leaving your toilet in ruins, and you with a bloody ass.

"Uh, mom? i think you need to check this...my diarrhea, kinda...exploded out of my ass."

by skank ass weasel May 1, 2003

Diarrhoea

Diarrhoea, THE HORROR! It can be described in three words
Flaming
Liquid
Shit

Diarrhoea, here it comes again!
My, my,
Just how fast it comes out!

by Iliketrains12542468973743 May 5, 2019

Diarrhoea Sling

A nickname for a Finnish light machine gun (Kk 62) mocked for its terrible capabilities and reliability. Often nicknamed by soldiers as the "Diarrhoea Sling."

"Vittu! Ne myönsi mulle Ripulilingon!"
("Fuck! They issued me the Diarrhoea Sling!")

by NaggerNick January 8, 2020

Diarrhetic coma

When you shit so much you pass out. Usually after a night of drinking

Billy was in the bathroom for quite a long time. Timmy and Sue heard him snoring on the toilet. After Timmy and Sue said: "Wake the hell up!" Billy awoke from his "Diarrhetic coma"

by olsen evil twin October 28, 2009

diarrhea suprise

When you think a fart building up.However,when released,you quickly realize it is not only a fart.You must always suck it up until reaching a restroom,though sometimes you may be too late,and diarrhea leaks into your pants,making your underwear wet and disgusting.I quickly learned this during my vacation in Chicago,inside a Jareds galleria of jewelry with my mother.

I got a huge fart coming on.
Im not sure that would be wise,we did just stop by panda express.It could be diarrhea suprise.

by helpful tipper May 6, 2011