dildo

A fake penis that you stick up your ass/vagina.

"I can fit five dildos in my ass at one time!", explained Chris with utter joy.

by Chris Farina August 18, 2003

dildo daggins

1. bilbo bagginses porn star cousin.
2. nickname for any short hairy pornstar
3. supporting character in the adult film, "lord of the cockrings".

1. that hairy fuck sweats to much when he screws, he's such a 'dildo daggins'.
2. who's that pornstar, john holmes? no the dildo daggins guy.

by ivan stratego May 23, 2006

dildo balls

Someone who is useless much like the balls on a dildo dangling off the end of the shaft for decoration.

"Hey dildo balls, quit standing around catching flies with your mouth open and go make me some dumplins'. God damn you are a moron."

by Guthrie McMuthrie May 8, 2008

Dildo Teabaggins

Dildo Teabaggins is a name for any unknown douche mcdouche who turns up with his arm around that girl you like. If you're doing some light social-network stalking and come across a new guy in photos with her, chances are his real name is Dildo Teabaggins.

friend: Who's that douche with the douchey smile hanging off Diana?

you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.

by Dicklechips April 8, 2010

Dildocorn

A Dildocorn is a regular unicorn but the only thing that's different is that he has a dildo instead of a horn on it's head. a lot of people have made jokes about this but it actually exists at the high mountains of Iceland. Of course it only appears to have a natural habitat on Iceland and very few outsiders have ever seen one.

Did you see that unicorn!?
That wasn't a unicorn, that was a Dildocorn!

by Roxy Josilin August 23, 2010

Brutal Dildo

a HUGE dildo inserted in a woman's ass or vagina

holy crap, look at the size of that dildo, its gotta be at least 5 inches thick!

by Greg B September 6, 2005

Dildo Blender

Allegedly popularized during the 1980's by WWF wrestler "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, this is when a dildo is placed inside a blender and set to a high speed. It is said to cause great pleasure or pain, depending on the personal tastes and elasticity of the woman (or man) sitting on it.

"Now sit on this dildo blender...TOUGH GUUUUY. HOOOOO!"

by White Lobster October 15, 2008