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Dexter

Has the most fantastic taste in music. Is the most seductive guy, and will most definitely steal your man. Everybody and they mom love dexter. You wish they'd pound your ass.
Damn, Dexter is a real chad.
by gabbabagabbadaga August 16, 2021
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Dexter Reed

Dexter reed (from good burger) is the most amazing person ever, he is also very meme-able. Ever since i started to worship Dexter Reed my life has become so much better. You should try to worship Dexter Reed, your life will become 1000x better. Trust me.
LOOK ITS DEXTER REED.
HI DEXTER REED, *jumps on his back*
OMG IM ON DEXTER REED'S BACK
*dexter reed then flips you over with his bowling ball built body*
by bigdicklover1227 June 26, 2021
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Dexter Holland

What he's really trying to say in his song, which is obvious, is that black people from anywhere are not the people of white people from Omaha, and vice versa. What he ends up saying is a guy that has listened to an Ice Cube record before that isn't black is a poser, unless the guy is a like minded person to Dexter Holland.
There is one human race, but there is more than one group in it. Dexter Holland seems like he wants any white guy that buys a record by Ice Cube instead of the Offspring to feel like a traitor to his group, to his people.
by The Original Agahnim July 6, 2021
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Tetritial dexterity

The ability to look at an enormous amount of unrelated items and mentally plan an order for said items. The uncanny ability to organize, pack, or stack contents of a closet, garage, house or refrigerator in such a way that space is most optimally used. A talent associated with a high mathematical aptitude as well as a broad understanding of spatial awareness. Root word- "Tetris." Originated from popular game of same name, and coined by famous writer M.L.S.
1."Thanks to Tony's tetritial dexterity, we were able to fit the entire contents of her house into only one moving truck."

2. "I buy the groceries, but I rely on my roomate's tetrial dexterity when it comes to fitting all of it in the refrigerator."
by K.S.L. August 5, 2013
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Snack Food Dexterity

Your range of movement with snack foods (for example; a bag of chips) in your hands.
Ben: Oh man, I can't open my car door. Hey Matt, could you help me out here?

Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?

Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!

Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.
by TheSheetGhost August 29, 2011
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The Dexter

When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.
Looks like someone died in there bro. Like watching "The Dexter" show all-over again
by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023
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Dexter

Dexters are the nicest people you'll ever meet. They are very friendly,kind and one of the best fiends you'll ever have. They are incredibly supportive and will be willing to give you their shoulder to cry on if you are in a rut and will always help you! They are super fun and funny and you will always enjoy their company.
by SuperSceneFreakqwq March 30, 2023
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