Defecational

Impossible to like. Common examples of defecational things are nails against a chalkboard, the kars for kids commercial, and tattle tales.

Person 1: Have you heard the guy from Creed’s voice?

Person 2: Ugh, yes. It’s so defecational.

by D. G. Richardson December 26, 2025

Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

Celestial Defecation

It's when you shit so good it makes you feel pleasure from it.

I did a Celestial Defecation today, stayed in the toilet for hours.

by Thermonuclear Diarrhea August 9, 2016

Literary Defecation

An intentional abundance of writing that misinforms the reader about important facts.

Magoo opens up another front against blog vermin whose "literary defecation" spreads a disease of
misinformation about annuities and structured settlements aiming for increased SEO and inebriation by pay-per- click manna.

by Andre Ryerson August 10, 2017

The Defecation Chamber

THE SHITTER

I must return to the defecation chamber my friend for I have the explosive shits.

by A motherfucking cuck October 11, 2019

Musty Demeanour

When something has such a musty scent/feel, that it mentally affects your feelings and well-being and can lead to a variety of issues within oneself.

Rio: Yo G, what is that shoddy stench?
Charlie: What you saying? Has a wiff of the smell Yo that shit isn't shoddy, it's musty and is messing with mans head
Rio: For fuck sake, I'm gonna' have to tell my missus that I've got a musty demeanour

by OhWinBradleyGill October 31, 2019

Total Defecation

The act of shitting on top of the toilet seat and taking a roll of toilet paper sticking it to the turd and running it to your passed out friend and tucking it into their pants

Bro did a total defecation last night and the whole party thought it was the person who shit.

by illusivepriest May 25, 2020