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scoobydoo defense

Defense: blame the messenger, try to shift the focus from the crime to the press that reports it.

At the end of each episode of Scooby Doo, the villain always says, “and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids
... and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling press reporters says Clinton to Matt Drudge

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has excoriated NewsWeek for reporting on a Qu'ran being flushed down a toilet in Guantanamo. Translation: "and we would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling Newsweek guys"
by lawnorder August 7, 2005
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The Lana Lang Defense

Named after the character lana lang played by kristin kreuk on a show named smallville

The LL defense is fairly simple:

When in an argument which you are losing, simply demand to know what secrets your opponent is hiding from you. When your opponent, surprised most likely, retorts that they don't know what the hell you're on about, you look at them funny for a moment, then storm furiously out of the place you're holding the argument in. This not only makes you "win" the argument, but you also make your opponent slightly nervous as they probably ARE hiding something from you.
Clark: but lana, I saw you kissing with Lex! why did you do that?!
Lana: Clark, what's your secret? why are you hiding it from me? don't you trust me?
Clark: what does that have to do with anything?
*lana lang storms out of clarks loft, leaving him confused and annoyed at her.. but she still won the damn argument*

Above is known as the Lana Lang Defense
by John Marwin's ghost February 12, 2007
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defenestrate

related to the latin word "fenestrare" (to contain windows), it refers to pushing, shoving, or throwing someone, or something, out a window. It is commonly mistaken for a sexual act because of its popularity on facebook.com's superpoke application.
Paul got so pissed at his computer at work, he defenestrated it, nearly killing the elderly woman in the courtyard.
by Alexis Smith January 2, 2008
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defenestrate

to throw a person/thing out of a window
tonight at wendys, koko defenestrated boot. it was hilarious
by emmy September 5, 2004
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defenestration

The act of throwing someone out of a window
Guy 1: Dude my girl friend is being a huge bitch.
Guy 2: You could always commit some defenestration on her bitchy ass.
Guy 1: Good point
Later that day in hosptial
Doctor: you girlfriend has 18 broken vertebrea, she is lucky to be alive
*Guy 1 Defenestrates doctor to solve that problem*
by Sgt. SkullFucker May 28, 2015
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sanity defense

When you commit a crime of conscience and do so precisely because you are entirely sane.
My attorney has decided to use the sanity defense in my legal case since all the other lunatics in our home town just stood by and did nothing while the multi-million dollar company dumped toxic carcinogens into the river!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019
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israeli defense forces

A group of some of the worlds hottest males, fighting to defend their country and freedom in the middle east. Also absolute badasses
Birthright girl 1: Who's that guy?
Birthright girl 2: Hes an Israeli Defense Forces soldier.
Birthright girl 1: I'll fuck him later at the hotel
by jew92 May 4, 2014
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