evolve, having the ability and adaptability to explore and embrace the latest technology, fashion or experience.
Girl A: “Sheila wears leg warmers, Mitchell has a mullet and they listen to Disco. They fear the Internet.”
Girl B: “Scary! They need to Darwin Up!”
Girl B: “Scary! They need to Darwin Up!”
by mistral7maud August 17, 2012
Get the Darwin Up mug.When a cop has someone pulled over and they angle their vehicle towards the road and turn their wheel into the traveled lane.
This increases the chances of impact with a moving vehicle by way of increasing the amount of surface area available for impact as well as increases the odds that during an impact the police cruiser will be pushed into oncoming traffic.
This increases the chances of impact with a moving vehicle by way of increasing the amount of surface area available for impact as well as increases the odds that during an impact the police cruiser will be pushed into oncoming traffic.
Oh look another cop pulled over an out of state plate on a busy road and is pulling a Darwin Maneuver.
by t3r5 September 13, 2018
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HE looks like a Darwin.
by Hi8 April 30, 2019
Get the Darwin mug.A neckbeard variant who uses biology and evolution as an excuse to make bold, creepy, and objective comments about men and women to justify their personal sexual desire and deviancy, while also justifying their hypocrisy towards women they don’t see fit to “mate with”
Person A: So this one guy kept asking me for nudes and tried to defend himself by saying it’s just the natural biological desire to see the naked body of a woman he thinks is beautiful.
Person B: Wow, he sounds like some sort of Darwinian Neckbeard
Person B: Wow, he sounds like some sort of Darwinian Neckbeard
by CloudyDays August 23, 2021
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A remarkable little bit of anti-Christian bigotry that is popular in liberal circles.
A remarkable little bit of anti-Christian bigotry that is popular in liberal circles.
by Don Carl April 6, 2008
Get the Darwin Fish mug.Charles Darwin, a guy who thought he figured out the origin of life. Apparently, life itself, along with every living organism on the planet originated from one molecule of organic material, created under virtually impossible conditions and circumstances (Scientists have attempted to replicate the ideal conditions for this to happen numerous times, and have failed). He also believed that all humans came from mindless apes, and he tried to use finches on the Galopogas Islands to somehow prove that evolution took place on an incredibly massive scale... using only birds. Frankly his thinking just does not make sense, but despite many great minds in science admitting that Darwin's theory does not add up, it has become the accepted explanation for life itself. What is worse is that it is absolutely impossible to convince Darwinists otherwise. They firmly believe that the theory they worship so much is bulletproof, and will reject any evidence against it. Professors from various universities and event he Smithsonian have been fired for presenting evidence for, or even simply mentioning the possibility of intelligent design in published papers. Darwinists ruthlessly bash Christians, reject any opposition to Darwin's theory and insist that evidence is only a coincidence, and use their power, influence, and downright arrogance to protect a theory that has been falling apart for years. That's a fine example of freedom of speech and freedom of inquiry isn't it?
Dad: See those monkeys kids? Millions of years ago, you would have looked like that!
Kid: You really believe that?
Dad: I believe what Darwin says because I'm not allowed to believe otherwise!
Kid: You're an idiot dad
Kid: You really believe that?
Dad: I believe what Darwin says because I'm not allowed to believe otherwise!
Kid: You're an idiot dad
by MxTr July 7, 2010
Get the Darwin mug.This is the test of whether you, as a living organism, can keep your alleles in the gene pool for another generation. If you pass it suggests that you are participating in evolution and are fit enough to not be removed from the gene pool in one generation.
Girl> I had my baby.
Friend> Yay! You passed the Darwin test!
Girl> I had my tenth baby.
Friend> You already passed the Darwin test, isn't this overkill.
Girl> I'm trying to beat the odds for a the next few generations.
Guy> That dude did the best favor he could to the evolution of humanity by removing himself from the gene pool.
Friend> He either won a Darwin award, or epic-failed the Darwin Test.
Friend> Yay! You passed the Darwin test!
Girl> I had my tenth baby.
Friend> You already passed the Darwin test, isn't this overkill.
Girl> I'm trying to beat the odds for a the next few generations.
Guy> That dude did the best favor he could to the evolution of humanity by removing himself from the gene pool.
Friend> He either won a Darwin award, or epic-failed the Darwin Test.
by someone else nerdly September 27, 2010
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