donshart

Literally, a donkey who thought he farted but really shitted. This goes beyond the normal shart. It is a brutal, nauseating shart.

I think I just donsharted. Holly crap that's awful. Gasp!!!

by oso31 September 17, 2008

Dooch

A commonly used alternative to douche, and one which can be used positively OR negatively. Think of it as the new and improved version of douche.

Conversation beteween bros:
"'Sup dooch!?"
"Nothin' much dooch, how 'bout you?"

Conversation between mother and child:
"Oh Johnny, you're such a little doocher!"
"Thanks mom, I love you!"

Conversation between feuding dooches:
"Ow Jack, that hurt, you dooch! Grr"
"Sorry man, that was a dooch move on my part."

Conversation between girlfriends:
"Dooooch that dress looks good on you!"
"Thanks dooch, I hope John likes it!"

by Doochin' All Over The World July 4, 2009

Doohickey

doo - hick - e: (noun). The part of any thing or object that makes it work.

1. "Hand me that doohickey that loosens the lids on these jars."

by Knot Marealname April 10, 2012

dooshra

the antithesis to a doosra

The act of choosing or picking something correctly, when it is already patently obvious.

"He was bragging about guessing that it was Mischa Barton, but it was really obvious. It was a real dooshra"

by Fergu$ November 26, 2007

Dooshsnozzle

doo-sh-snoz-el
1. The more affectionate term for douche.
2. Faliure at everything. (see: jackass of all trades)
3. School/Home/Work safe slang for dipshit

1. Alex was acting like such a dooshsnozzle last night, I could'nt resist giving him a kiss.
2. Jack tries and tries, but he's still just a dooshsnozzle
3. "Dang! My teacher/mom/boss is such a dooshsnozzle I could scream!"

by Ms. VM December 2, 2007

dooshbag mcgee

Any social media underdog with the best followers. A hero for the people by the people.

Aye bruh, this dooshbag mcgee is fleeky lit blast on TikTok.

by folderella December 18, 2020

dooshie

Emote of a smirking cube without corners, often used when flirting or amused

1: "You should get a job instead of sitting in your room all day, idiot!"
2: ":dooshie:"

by XDtheMeme December 19, 2021