Snotty Doorknob

When you stick your nose in an especially wet vagina

I asked bae for a Snotty Doorknob for my birthday; he said no.

by Power Soaker November 2, 2021

Doorknob greaser

A prowler who tests doors at night to find unsecured homes. They’re usually deterred by signs of male presence.

"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."

by ColenaSix November 26, 2024

Doorknob pussy

Everyone has had a turn. She's loose & used. So many people entering it's hard to keep track.

That bitch there has doorknob pussy we all get a turn.

by Eeelvis777 September 29, 2025

Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.

Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.

by Momo J December 18, 2009

Snowy Doorknob

I shit on my dick

I SHIT ON MY DICK SNOWY DOORKNOB STYLE

by Cocklynne March 1, 2012

Rusty doorknob

A drink common to the party areas of southern Florida. Common with frat boys. Served by annoyed bartenders that have to buy shots for patrons that have a loudly announced "birthday".

1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum

Frat girl: "OMFG! It's my boyfriends birthday!!" (Implying that subject bartender should offer free celebratory shots)
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"

by jjoohhnnyypp July 21, 2017

Doorknobbing

The action of wrapping a penis around a doorknob so that the door knobber can open and close the door or twist the doorknob in order to get off.

Jim: Did you hear Jared doorknobbing last night?

by Cloud Sungay September 22, 2018