I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

by Mupmup2424 July 03, 2023

doorknob jiggler

A crackhead who goes around checking for unlocked doors

My doorbell caught a doorknob jiggler trying to get in my house.

by V prise July 08, 2024

Snotty Doorknob

When you stick your nose in an especially wet vagina

I asked bae for a Snotty Doorknob for my birthday; he said no.

by Power Soaker November 03, 2021

Doorknob Licker

Illegal on other planets.

Bro look at that doorknob licker, I bet he gets arrested by tomorrow morning.

by jesuisglassjoe October 14, 2021

national doorknob day

On September 16th is national doorknob day!

GeneaBecky:hey isn’t national doorknob day
becky:yeah!

by Someone who’s weird November 27, 2019

the doorknob technique

A very rare technique used in handjobs, most women dont know. Usually handjobs arent great , but the doorknob makes it great. It's a method of using all 5 digits and twisting and screwing the head of the penis with lube of some sort. It looks like someone trying to open a doorknob with a greasy hand. Feels amazing.

I usually dont cum from a handjob but Billie used the doorknob technique and I blasted in a minute.

by Mcgwicko May 25, 2021

Radley doorknob

When you put your nose in a unwiped arsehole

I got a Radley doorknob last night

by Rimlock March 28, 2023