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doorknob

by sfgsfbbbhfde November 21, 2022
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doorknob

a game typically played by high school or secondary school kids in the uk.
when someone says something which is deemed as saying something explicit or 'fruity' about the same gender results in them having to say safety to protect themselves, if they do not, someone who is also participating in the game has the opportunity to shout 'doorknob' which would result in the victim needing to touch a doorknob to save themselves from being beaten up. As soon as the doorknob is called, people participation have the opportunity to beat the victim up until he touches a doorknob or anything which opens doors. (not knockers).
'drops his pen' "i cant pick that up. my back hurts" "ay mandem on my life thats a doorknob"
by KB_0 December 15, 2024
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doorknob jiggler

A crackhead who goes around checking for unlocked doors
My doorbell caught a doorknob jiggler trying to get in my house.
by V prise July 8, 2024
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Doorknob pussy

Everyone has had a turn. She's loose & used. So many people entering it's hard to keep track.
That bitch there has doorknob pussy we all get a turn.
by Eeelvis777 September 29, 2025
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Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
by Momo J December 18, 2009
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Doorknob

Someone being a bit dim , not understanding the simplest things
idiot thick
Your such a doorknob
by Kumbi kaye July 9, 2019
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Doorknob

Whore/Mariah/Tucan Sam
A girl who plays with 5 or more guys at the same time.
Damn...why is she such a hoe.
Idk bruh, she's like a doorknob. Everyone gets a turn
by EffectiveMods June 20, 2016
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