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DILDO JOCKEY

One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.
The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.
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Sandpaper dildo

by syndicatedevil December 16, 2008
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double dildo

An artificial penis that can be used by two lesbos at the same time.
Butch and Femme sure had a great time with that double dildo last night.
by Marla Singer III July 28, 2005
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dildo

a boyfriend that will never lose his erection,is always in the mood, larger than all my previous boyfriends, and doesn't talk- who can ask for more- the only downfall is he doesn't earn an income and can't take out the trash
I recommend the tantric blue twist dildo for 34.95
by dupesisking December 28, 2005
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dildohead

An interolably obnoxious ignoramus with no shame about the situation
That dildohead absolutely disgusts me.
by Bleh November 23, 2002
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Lesbian Anal Dildo

A dildo used for female-to-female anal sex by lesbians.
Dude, I was watching this porno and these two chicks were fucking each other with a lesbian anal dildo!
by Wangface May 3, 2003
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Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man

A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.
by QDooog September 11, 2006
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