P'diddle

A game played in the car. When a car is seen with a headlight out, someone will hit the ceiling of the car with their hand and yell "p'diddle!" and everyone else must follow suit. The last person to do so must take off an article of clothing.

"P'diddle!"
"P'diddle!"
"P'diddle! Oh, fuck."

by Zinco November 5, 2006

finger diddle

Euphamism for female masterbation

Boy, does that girl like to finger diddle.

by minjofu October 15, 2004

Humpty-Diddle

A phrase used by the rest of the General Aviation community to describe Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, in a negative and funny way. Mostly because of how ridiculously expensive it is. Others use it to indirectly express their jealousy towards it.

"You know what they teach over there at Humpty Diddle, Diddly-Squat!"

"The Humpty-Diddle School of Poverty"

by ERAUDAB September 23, 2009

P'diddle

missing a front headlight or a white light

That pinto's got a p'diddle.

by dust bunny November 9, 2002

Snigger Diddle

When your friend is sad and you wiggle your finger between his butt cheeks to cheer him/her up.

Xavier's girlfriend broke up with him so i gave him the ol' snigger diddle.

by BigFireyAnus777777 November 22, 2013

brain diddle

When you're brain begins to wander off and alert you.

Michael: so why did you comment me?
Jazmine: oh i had a brain diddle

Tony: is it ok if i say hi to her?
Jazmine: well did you get a brain diddle?

Sara: did you get all of that?
Jazmine: wait i'm getting a brain diddle.

by jaaaazrose March 1, 2009

Don’t Diddle December

For when you failed no nut November

John: I failed NNN so now I’m doing Don’t Diddle December

by Watson my dear December 2, 2019