Dantoniowned

1.) Being beat in football by a team coached by Mark Dantonio, whether he is coaching at Cincinnati, Michigan State, or any other school he may go to in the future. Always followed by an exclamation point!

1.) Next year Rich Rodriguez and the Wolverines are gonna get Dantoniowned!

by MSUSpartan October 16, 2008

Daytona 500

When a dildo is strapped to the front of a car and the driven into the asshole of a bent over redneck girl.

I just gave this hot hick a Daytona 500 and then I threw her body in the river.

by cwand430 October 19, 2010

Dayton

A male with a very long penis and is good in bed. Always gets the hoes

Stacy: oh my god have you seen Dayton's dick

Chelsea: Ya Dayton's so hot

by Longdivk style March 13, 2017

dalton

dalton is a sweet guy. He'll always cheer you up when you're feeling sad. he can be a hoe sometimes but its okay. If he likes you, he will immediately tell you. he's weird, tall, and the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. if you get on his bad side then you better watch out. If you make him mad, at least try to apologize. If you are a girl and you're reading this, and you have a dalton in your life. make sure to love him so much, and always be sure to make him happy. Because you never know when your gonna loose him. he's the perfect person ever.

Person: do you see that guy over there?

Person 2: yes, why?

Person: he's pretty cute
Person: well that's because he's a dalton!

by kkandst May 21, 2019

Daxon

a good looking dude with a nice six pack and he is more then 7 inches he is also extremely funny and nice

girl: that dude named daxon is hot

other hot girl: ya I know right

by daddy daxx October 30, 2019

dayton tx

Where the girls keep there legs open wider than the spacers on there trucks? Where the guys cheat on there girls with there cousins and there favorite thing to do on Saturday nights is wear there hats over there eyes and yell Yee Yee.

Dayton tx: Hey bo I need some pussy bo: let's drive to Dayton the girls are ad easy as 2nd grade math problem.

by Chevy2000 February 5, 2018

Dayton's Army

When you are out of toilet paper and clean your butt by having a shower after you take a dump.

Man, I was all out of toilet paper and didd'nt notice till I already droped one so I was forced to Dayton's Army.

by Dayton's army February 14, 2012