dalton johnson

When you accidentally get your girlfriend pregnant

Guy 1: dude I just pulled a dalton Johnson

Guy 2: dude that’s fucked up

by Block23 January 24, 2018

dalton hunt

A fucking pimp also known as a pussy magnet, he is so fucking hot that every girl wants him also every man, he's rich ( rich in poon ) no one can compare to Dalton Hunt, he's the OG.

Girl: Damn I want Dalton Hunt so bad.

by Pat McHunt July 21, 2016

Dalton Davis

A high school dropout with autism, owns a wife beater mustang, easily falls in love with hoes.

Don't be a Dalton Davis!

by a_guy_098 January 31, 2020

Dalton Dotson

Someone who is of average height, weighs 180 pounds, claims to lose weight yet the next week is 185 pounds is stubborn not particularly bright, can't read and is bald.

Person 1: I have coronavirus therefore I have a significantly higher chance of dying then you
Dalton Dotson: No you don't
wash rinse repeat 100 more times

by Professor Intercourse man September 16, 2021

dalton coon

An awesome and weird individual who beats up Chickens for a living

oh know the chickens escaped, Better get Dalton Coon

by Glandeus April 25, 2014

dalton cole

The greatest guy in the world no questions asked

Dang i wanna be that Dalton Cole kid!

by Eric Mason January 14, 2008

Dalton gay

Dalton has a small penis and a huge forehead. He likes to jerk till dry. One incher at most hard. Likes to butt frick men in the anal pipe while they are taking a shit in the urinal. Over all what’s not to love.

“Dalton gay anal fricked me in the urinal.”

by Hehrhenxosjwj November 18, 2019