bouche dag

bouche dag
1: An entitled turdbrain.
2: A Karen/Kyle.
3: A person that happens to be dumb and narcissistic, where they think they deserve everything but the only thing they deserve is a cactus rimming.
4: A variant of the species: doucheus bagius. They are a lot dumber than the average douche bag, and yet even more entitled. They often display characteristics of Narcissism and Psychopathy.
Steve: Keven just tried to take Alex From me, by throwing what he thought was a grenade, but it turned out it was an avocado.
Mark: Well it's been a while since we had a bouche dag outbreak.
by JJ377 August 10, 2020
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Diller dag

This is a Danish tradition where it’s accepted to go naked on all beaches.
by ABCDanishABC October 17, 2019
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Dirty Dag

When you enjoy pressing high torqued powertools against your rectum while squatting over a mirror.
Tony was in the bathroom for 2 hours doing the Dirty Dag!
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John-Dag

The most handsome boy.... very cute. He might look innocent but he’s hella annoying but fun to be around. You might not want him around most of the time but when he’s not there you tend to miss him.... he’s the best younger brother
Look over there he looks annoying... I’m sure it’s John-Dag. But he’s fun to be around
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Dag

Commonly refers to the clump of matted butt hairs and fecal matter cumulating near an unkept persons ass crack.
"He would often pick at the dags on his bum"
by Daglord July 08, 2024
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Dag

Dag is a Swedish name and means day. However you english speaking people are pronuncing it, you do it wrong! A
DAG tends to be very smart and funny, they can always make you smile. They are very hard working and always do their best. A DAG makes a very good friend due to their interesting personalities, they do not like to much attention but will accept if you offer to make them a tiny birthday cake. I would recommend you to get a DAG as a friend, you will not regret it.
Hey! Have you invited anyone to join the party?

Yes, DAG will be coming!

OMG! I've always wanted to meet a DAG, they are such great people!

And they're tall too!!
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Dag

Wow Dag you really know how to fold tents!
by Sheeparse September 02, 2018
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