Carmarthen

A county town in the Wild West that claims to be the oldest town in Wales. It is the most boring place to go to University.

Owain: So...Urm...Are you going to town this weekend?
Jobe: To Carmarthen? No, I'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty bread knife.

by The real Owain Llyr Williams. February 22, 2011

Carmine

Anthony Carmine is a member of Delta Squad in the video game Gears of War. He is K.I.A. since he got sniped by a locust in one of the first missions of the storyline. Voted "most likely to get shot" in the COG military academy, he's the only one in Delta Squad to wear a helmet. He's a fan favourite, so you'll see a COG team full of Carmines in the multiplayer every now and then.

In Gears of War 2, Benjamin Carmine, Anthony's brother, makes an appearance. He has a very similar outfit (and a helmet), but expected to have a change in personality.

"I've got a problem, something's wrong with this thing. It keeps jammin'! See?" Boom! *gets shot in the head*

Carmine's awesome quote: "SHIT yeah!!"

by Abdurrahman March 10, 2009

Carmen Willis Day

-n.- A festival held annually on Feb. 8th to celebrate the legacy and life of said Carmen Willis. In a small village, the villagers would traditionally fill miniature cowboy hats with Picante Salsa and place them upon the head of their penis (similar to a bucket on a tree limb.) There is determined a winner, who gets the honor of having a Frankfurter (or turkey dog substitute) forced into their anal cavity by the second place recipient. The traditional garb worn at this festival is a mumu and wooden shoes similar to that found within Sweden.

"Man, the tip of my penis is still sore from last year's Carmen Willis Day!"

by CW Day Association July 12, 2009

Carmelized Badger

A sexual practice that involves a male and female partner preferably: The male makes their hand like they're going to give the Shocker (two in the pink and one in the stink). You dip all three fingers in carmel dip (like for apple slices) and insert them ala The Shocker. The male's duty -- after bringing the female to orgasm -- is to clean out with his tongue and mouth what he has left in both orafices, cleaning out the den of the badger so to speak.

After Halloween, all hopped on sugar, and with plenty of carmel dip left, Jim gave Tammy a Carmelized Badger. I don't think her den will ever be the same.

by cueprod November 2, 2010

Carmelo

A person that you will enjoy talk with. Loves music, literature and jokes. Is always happy, and is a kind person, but do not mess with him, because he can beat you up.

Carmelo is singing

by Cachondito April 8, 2021

carmex

an old fashioned cold-sore balm that retails for $1.29 and comes in a yellow container.

My lips are so chapped. I shall go purchase some Carmex creme and then use to to unchap my lips.

by syNergy October 4, 2004

carmike

the worst fucking theatre. They have only 8 theatres of movies in Williamsburg, VA

Fuck carmike, and fuck that lady in the white sweater who kicked me out of Resident Evil Apocolypse.

by AASman March 10, 2005