beard couple

A man and woman claiming to be in a heterosexual relationship but are actually covering for one is them being homosexual. Usually the cover-up is for a homosexual male.

Angela and that senator are totally a beard couple. He's gay but his fellow constituents were harassing him so he decided to fake being straight while she got to claim she didn't have a baby out of wedlock.

by Ultravioletlemon April 23, 2023

edward cullen

a fictional vampire that makes pretty much every girl ages 12-21 wet whenever his name comes up.

the main male protagonist of the very overrated twilight series

Annoying girl: OMG Edward Cullen is so hott, stephenie meyer is so awesome lolol!!!!

Random Dude: Oh jesus, thats the 17th girl that ive heard babbling about edward in the last hour

by Dr.Jester December 21, 2008

Cullenism

Cullenism was once a huge fanbase cult spanning to at least 25 million people. It is defined as the polytheistic religion by which the characters of Twilight are gods, Stephanie Meyer is a sort of Jesus figure or more of a prophet, that the books are the new Bible, and that if you believe with all of your heart, you will one day go to heaven where you can orgasm over Edward Cullen. The most important factor of Cullenists is that they believe the world of Twilight to be real.

Their tenets, simplified, are

1. Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real.

2. Stephenie Meyer is the (or one of the) best author(s).

3. The twilight series should be worshiped.

4. If you are good in life, you will be bless with eternity with the Cullens. If you are bad in life, you will be sent to James’ cave.

Religion is similar to the fanbase in Korea involving their dictator, except the Cullenists number more and are more likely to freak out Kim-Jong Il. Cullenism is also much more dangerous of a cult than perhaps every cult known to man and the Legion.

Bethany accidentally let loose from her lips the fact that she doesn't think Twilight is so cool. The comment was heard by rabid, raging members of the Cullenism religion. Bethany was never heard from again.

by StorytellerLore July 14, 2009

Cute Couple

A couple that are so cute together, you wish you were in a relationship like that. They often look happy to be with each other, and nothing could go wrong for them.

Example..

Girl #1: Aren't James and Milly such a cute couple?
Girl #2: Yeah, nothing could go wrong for them!
Girl #£: I'm so jealous, I'd like a relationship like that.

by HappyGirl1993 October 22, 2010

The Edward Cullen Effect

An extreme form of playing hard to get where a male acts as if he respects women to make them fall madly in love with him. This often includes said male letting a woman know he is attracted to her, then will claim to be a virgin and say he wants to wait for the “right girl” . When you try kissing him, he’ll admit that he gets nervous around girls and when you least expect it, he’ll kiss you. He won’t make the first move, but will flirt with you all the time. When you try hanging out with him, he’ll cancel plans at the last minute, then apologize with an innocent smile, and all anger will immediately disappear. As a result of The Edward Cullen Effect, you’ll want to do every sexual thing possible with said attractive male.

“Look at Drew! He claims to be prude, but I think he’s just trying ‘The Edward Cullen Effect’.”

by KSteinberg October 17, 2009

coupley

to act in a very boyfriend/girlfriend kind of way.

i dont want us to act too coupley in front of my sister

by kwieface October 18, 2008

cute couple

no definite definition yet everyone says it. It's become more of a compliment than a description of a couple. Or at least a form of approval for the said couple.

You and her make such a cute couple.

by SiPhuYoda March 9, 2006