Conservative

there are 2 types of conservatives. There are gun slinging rednecks with no education and there are rich, greedy corporate executives who destroy our economy, monoplize all of the wealth and try to corrupt our politicians. The second type believes that the working class should starve and die while the rich should enjoy HUGE fucking tax cuts. However most type 2 conservatives are also poorly educated and watch nascar and believe that only pure aryan protestants should be allowed to live in the U.S.

George bush is a conservative tight wad that is obsessed with nascar,helping out his already wealthy friends who own Halliburton and believes that it is acceptable to use religion as a basis for our government.

by 8===D----(l) May 12, 2011

Conservative Action

The practice of providing admissions or hiring advantage to applicants with conservative political or religious beliefs in an effort to achieve "intellectual diversity" in educational institutions.

Law Student A: "John Yoo's war crimes memoranda read like Colbert satire. How is that hack teaching at Boalt?"

Law Student B: "Conservative action can work wonders for an academic career."

by Richard Epstein February 18, 2011

Conservative nympho

A woman who is addicted to sex, but she only particpates in sexual activity with her man.

J: Man my girl is a nympho! I love it!
Ralph: Woah dude! If she's a nympho then your chances of getting cheated on are higher so be careful.
J: Nah bro, Lala is a conservative nympho so I don't have to worry about her cheating on me.
Ralph: Awesome! You're one lucky man!

by vocabqueentoyou October 20, 2016

conservativegan

When, like a vegan, conservatives are extra about being a conservative

bro 1 Bro, Jeff is such a conservativegan!
bro 2 True, he won't stop talking about how much he loves Donald Trump

by sbmc34 April 2, 2017

conservative dad

a father with many guns, ready to shoot if you ask his daughter out.

boy: may i take your daughter to the movies?
conservative dad: i don't know, *loads shotgun* can you?

by fortnut is dead September 25, 2019

Conservative

A person who envies traditional values & free market capitalism. Believes in preservation of the status quo. Anti-establishment, for gun rights, endorses free speech, persona autonomy, rtc.

Trump is a conservative

by Sierras ugly June 3, 2023

cuntservation

the act of keeping woman virgins

Joe like boys, his acts of sodomy ensured the cuntservation of many girls.

by Poetic Justice Unplugged June 7, 2023