Cumjunctivitus

When you cum in your eye and it hardens so you become temporarily blind.

For example:
"I can't fucking see! I've got cumjunctivitus!"

by ThiccNonce69 June 7, 2021

Cumfu

Type of food that makes your cum taste better, usually made before sex so it is enjoyable for your girlfriend (boyfriend is optional if u are gay).

Yo bro why you got a fruit bowl for dinner?
It's cumfu bro don't worry about it.

by [e-mail] October 29, 2021

cunfunkle

confused (conphonckeled)

communism is good when you say its bad i'm cunfunckled

confusion of when people say its bad (cunfunkle)

by the soviet of cunfunkle December 7, 2021

Cumunimbus

When you ejaculate on a woman, and the sheer amount of cum covers her completely, and then she looks like a cloud.

Goddamn bruh, my B is like a cloud. Call that a cumunimbus-

by Ellingtonsonton January 1, 2022

cumunster

A bitch that be takin nuts every day of the week by different niggas

You heard Mariah done sucked off half the block she a mf cumunster

by HunchoBalor January 10, 2022

cumfully

in a cummy manner. to do something in an extremely cumfull way

awh that warms my heart ! you walk so cumfully 😍😍

by slid March 8, 2022

Cumfused

You confused if drinking cum is better than sucking

I was cumfused when sucking my cock

by Bdd7509 March 23, 2022