Crystallophobia

The fear of crystals

"I have Crystallophobia, it means I am afraid of crystals so... wait what are you doing in your pocket, wait woah WOAH GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!"

by Vexacon June 16, 2021

crystal chicken

The best band name for Lego rock band.

Boy: who is the best band on lego rock band
Boy 2: crystal chicken of course

by Idk some chicken guy July 4, 2021

crystal future prez

The smortest person to ever live. She is da one that shall become the president and abolish spllpleing one day! EVERYONE VOTE FOR HER

Person: "OMG IS THAT CRYSTAL FUTURE PREZ"
Person B: "NO WAY I NEED HER AUTOGRAPH!!!"

by im da swagger of the swag January 20, 2022

Cristano Ronaldo

A magnificent Portuguese futbol player. Cristano plays for Man United, and is number 7.
Unfortunately, he has a deadly illness.. He plays with Maguire

Dude.. Why does Cristano Ronaldo have to play with Maguire???????????

by kysuglyphagot June 9, 2022

Crystal whale spearing

A slang term originating from Huntsville, AL, to crystal whale spear is when you fuck a fat bitch off of the drug crystal meth.

Me and the boys went crystal whale spearing last night! It was awesome!

by Lorangecreampopsicle February 10, 2023

Amethyst Crystal

A crazy little red head lesbian.

The actual person named Amethyst Crystal, you should meet her she's crazy!

by AC herself May 31, 2009

cowboy crystals

A phrase that sounds like it would be a name for meth

This lot lizard gave me a ton of cowboy crystals

by yehowyada February 6, 2018