An airbourne disease spread by crusty persons. Common sympoms are peeling of skin on face and/or genital areas.
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The gravelly turd build-up on one's taint
A particulary undesirable person, group of people or event(s)
A particulary undesirable person, group of people or event(s)
by Emerson Biggens January 18, 2014
Get the ass crusticles mug.A person who can waste as much time as humanly possible, as effectively as possible, while still attaining above average grades in school/working adequately.
Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.
Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.
"How the fuck does that guy get such good marks, he just sits in his room browsing memes and masturbating for hours on end!"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"
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girl: oh yeah thats Cristina P, everyone likes her, everyone likes her
guy: i wish i had her
girl: oh yeah thats Cristina P, everyone likes her, everyone likes her
guy: i wish i had her
by guy November 9, 2004
Get the Cristina P mug.After felching badly, with time, the anus gets crusty, so the felcher has to go back and Pizza Crust to finish the job.
Also used when semen is ejaculated into an anus, but never retrieved by felching. Then someone Pizza Crusts.
Also used when semen is ejaculated into an anus, but never retrieved by felching. Then someone Pizza Crusts.
"I guess this bitch got mad when I didn't felch properly, because in the morning she made me go back and do some pizza crusting."
by Jessticle Cockins October 5, 2008
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Question: How's it been going? Answer: Dude, I've just been crushing poon, bro. Crushing it. banging nailing screwing
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