crustacean

A salty person who is known as a bottom feeder . They are usually greasy and never shower. They also always look out for themselves and not others, and make fun of their so called bros.

A:Man, this kid is such a crusty Crustacean!
B:Why is that?
C:Because he always makes fun of me, and never takes a shower.

by Jay-Lo Wizzle April 30, 2012

chesticles

1) Reference to the confidence, or "balls", in dealing with men afforded to ladies with ample frontage.

2) Sweater puppies, cat heads, bazooms, etc.

1) Linda demanded an explanation from the boss for turning down her expense reports - she's really testing her chesticles!

2) Guy 1: Yo! Check out the chesticles on the redhead!

Guy 2: Ahoy, Cap'n! The SS Brassiere's front torpedo bays are armed, loaded and ready for battle!

by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005

chesticles

Boobs that sag to a womans groin region

That grannie gots chesticles.

by steve Bobaganoosh May 13, 2005

Crustaceous

1.) The last bit of time that peninosaurs walked the earth.
2.) A scab-like period, in which the poor girl bleeds clotted blood wads, that are...you guessed it... "crusty."

"Her Crustaceous period, caused her to bleed even more, as it cut her insides"

by Mattie Macabre December 4, 2007

crack crustaceans

Vaginal fungus.

My crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a Swedish weather girl at a John Leslie convention.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

crusticles

when someone has overly crusty lips and refuses to believe in the magical powers of chap stick.

jesus adam when do you plan on doing something about your crusticles?

by run-escaper May 7, 2010

chesticle

the female version of testicle, a (breast) basically
guys love them and I've got big one's

Dude:hey!!!!!!!!! *slaps girl*
Girl:hey you hit my chesticle do it again!!!!! hahaha *in a slutty way*

by mytitsarehuge April 7, 2008