couchy chop

When he sits on the couch, and you straddle him. By splitting your legs it's called a chop.

Girl, I couchy chopped that hot guy from the bar last night.

by VestaAsh July 12, 2017

Crouch cricket

A type of lice that you can get in your crouch. They jump and chatter just like there cousins the cricket

i shitted on a port a potty now i got crouch crickets

by Betburt77 December 25, 2017

cronchy ass

John prevadels ass is this

John, you have a cronchy ass.

by Cronchy February 11, 2018

couchy

The state of an enclosed space where the majority of its area is occupied by sofas. This limits the livable space but makes it very comfortable.

Duncan (while laying on one of the 3 couches in the room): It is pretty couchy in here!

by couchy123 June 17, 2018

Couchy

An undesirable person, that smells like shit and has no friends

Person 1: A new guy started working at my office today.
Person 2: What is he like?

Person 1: He's a Couchy. Lucky he isn't sitting near me

by Unofficial Mayor March 1, 2018

Crouchaphile

A tall slender snake like creature with the ability to brown nose with anyone more superior than himself in order to climb the ladder of corruption

Don't trust Johnny he's a right crouchaphile he's always in the boss's office

by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020

Couchy

Name given to an interactive item in an AR (Augmented Reality) game that is within reach while sitting on your couch.

Person 1: I need to walk 2km to my closest pokestop.

Person 2: I'm going nowhere I have my Couchy.

by WEZEW September 20, 2020