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Critical Thrace Theory

Critical Thrace Theory will lead us all to our end
by Queen Buttrix June 27, 2021
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citidiot

Someone from the City who ventures to the country for small periods of time for "vacation" and annoys the hell out of country folk.

Someone defined by the following characteristics:

1. Someone who needs indoor plumbing on a regular basis (regular showers)
2. Someone who cannot build a camp fire
3. Someone who cannot put up a tent
4. Someone who wears cologne/perfume outside of the city/suburb
5. Someone who knows nothing of the country, country music or country etiquette
6. Someone who cannot survive without technology
7. Someone who complains about the country, when in the country, to country people while boasting about the city
8. Someone who is sacred of local wildlife and continually asks "what's that smell/noise?"
9. Someone who can't defend themselves against Mosquitoes

10. Someone who confuses plaid and flannel
Jamie's such a citidiot, why did we invite him camping?
by ginger_rdp August 28, 2014
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Senior Citizen

"Rapapa, Senior citizen nerf largo oolong"
by Joenuts567 April 26, 2021
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Citizen's Bounce

Similar to citizen's arrest, in that a bystander or group of bystanders will force someone to leave a bar for acting like a douchebag.
Fed-"Yo bro, you gotta go bro. You gotta go"
Martin-"Ya you're outta here buddy"
Craig-" Yo that broski just got a mean citizen's bounce"
by Craigory87 July 1, 2008
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Critical Race Theory

Or CRT or Can’t be Responsible for Themselves Is the theory based on being a victim at all times. This theory perpetuates the idea of being lesser and will never bring one to the realization that only they, themselves, can be their own salvation. See Free Will.
Man Critical Race Theory is just another way of keeping us down. FACTS.
by CKing31 November 24, 2021
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Illegal Owl Citizen

A person who says that they love the one-man band Owl City but have only heard Fireflies or possibly Vanilla Twilight and Hello Seattle and think they they have the fucking right to call themselves Owl Citizens.
Sherry: I love Owl City so much! I'm such a big fan!
Carol: Really? What songs to do you have on your iPod, and which is your favorite?
Sherry: I have Hello Seattle, Fireflies, and Vanilla Twilight and I love them all!
Carol: Get the fuck out of my sight you Illegal Owl Citizen.
by A REAL Owl Citizen November 21, 2011
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critical hit

1. A term for an attack doing either double damage, or significantly more damage than usual. Taken from the game manuals and guides of countless RPGs, including but not limited to Pokemon and Dungeons & Dragons, and anything themed after D&D, etc.
Sweet, my near-dead-Machamp's/Fighter's Revenge/Cleave attack scored a critical hit on that Tyrrannitar-with-poor-defense/weak Kobold!!!PWN!!!!11!
by aka_Pyro July 5, 2007
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