Cristian

A gay person with a small penis with a rat girl fetish

Did you see the search history of Cristian it had rat girls

by Bitchybitchofbitches December 25, 2019

cristiano ronaldo

a portugese football palyer (soccer) who plays for manchester united wanted to move to a team in spain but coudlnt because of his contract with united. has a girl freind merche romeo. 21 yrs old. was in the euro cup hosted by portugal got 2and place lost to greece. also attended teh fifa world cup germnay 2006 were the team only got 4th place. he scored 2 goals in teh world cup one in the iran vs. poerugal on a penatly kick./ other in a england vs. portugal were the game went into penatly kicks and he scored teh winning goal.

cristiano ronaldo is a very talented player.

by anywit July 23, 2006

Cristianophobia

Those who "hate" Cristiano Ronaldo so much they will obsess about "hating" him. They will notice anything he does and criticize him in every aspect, then complain about his fame, when they are the ones that make him famous in the first place.

Alejo Jergovic suffers from Cristianophobia.. stop comparing him to Messi.

by JV9 May 19, 2011

Cristain

The most caring , non judgemental guy you'll ever meet. Has the biggest heart and the biggest penis that will make you fall down to your knees. Knows how to turn you on and make you super wet. He's the sweetest , most lovable friend (or boyfriend if you're really lucky) you'll have. He jokes a lot but that only means he likes you. You don't want to miss out on him.

God I love me some Cristain.

by Trill phill June 15, 2016

cristal

hottest girl ever Shes way hotter than tila

dayum hommmie she's fineee

by nammerboi January 2, 2005

Cristiano Ronaldo

Probably the best footballer player on the planet at the moment. Needs alot of work to become a great but he has all the right ingredients. Just time will tell now.

Everyone loves to hate him, just because they want someone to blame, or someone to boo or hate. This hate is superficial and I think every true football fan knows Ronaldo is the dog's bollocks. Just takes a real man to admit it.

Fan1: Did you see Cristiano Ronaldo's goal today?

Narrow minded fan: Yeah, that diving cheating portugese scum.

Broad minded fan: Great player that Ronaldo. Love him or hate him

by hhhhheman May 31, 2007

crusteared

when a disgusting, sand and vomit colored substance fills one or both ears of a person. This person tends to become more and more irritable as more and more people go "eeew what the fuck is in your ear!"

Innocent Bystander: EWWWW Tofu what the fuck is in your ear!
Tofu: Fuck off! Im good at baseball... i think
Innocent Bystander: You dont have to be a bitch just cause your crusteared, asshole

by Frothman January 12, 2010