slipped a crippler

When a person has been screwed, in either hole, so hard the night before they cannot walk properly the next day.

she got slipped a crippler last night, she aint running any where.

by Neilwill July 26, 2010

crapper

Contrary to popular belief - the crapper was not invented by Thomas Crapper - it was invented 50 years before he was born. Thomas crapper was a plumber and he may have installed some. Crapper comes from the English word CRAP which was any discarded refuse, junk, remains, etc. CRAPPER was a term invented by American soldiers during WWI who were stationed in England.

My tummy hurts - I must get rid of some crap. May I please use your crapper?

by BiggerBunny August 13, 2009

work crapper

Taking a crap at work.

You know he's a work crapper he goes in the bathroom every day after lunch.

by Maggie April 19, 2005

crippler

Very strong or potent marajuana.

This stuff is the crippler, man!

by clay west May 17, 2003

waffle crapper

A girl that is so hot she could crap on a plate of your waffles, and you would forgive her -- you might even get turned on by it. The term is also meant to show contempt for waffle crappers who use their waffle-crapper-ness to take advantage of guys.

Our waitress took a sip of my drink before she brought it to the table. If she wasn't such a waffle crapper, I'd probably be upset.

by Leroy of the Lame Ingineers November 29, 2004

Crapper Snapper

The Crapper Snapper is an act performed during sexual intercourse, and is only possible while in the position popularly known as "doggy-style." The individual who is behind (the "giver" to the "receiver," as it were) takes a rubber-band and pulls it back as far as he (or she, in the event of a strap-on situation) can and snaps the anus of the receiver, thenceforth referred to as the Crapper-Snapped. The point of the Crapper Snapper is three-fold. 1. Maximum disrespect. 2. You must try to stay inside of the Crapper-Snapped's orifice for as long as you can. 3. Fun.

Bob: "I'm going to break up with my girlfriend today, she's so annoying. How can I get her off my case?"
John: "Dawg you need to give that bitch a Crapper Snapper. You snap that woman's crapper and she ain't ever gonna wanna talk to you again, you dig?!"
Bob: "Thanks, man! I'm going to go screw her doggy-style right now!"

by Big D E March 6, 2014

crapper john

It is how a certain Neanderthalish man from Indiana feels, due to being 46 with no sexual experience...with woman.

Get a cork, Dont crapper on yourself John, just because I am too much woman for you...

by ClarrisaKnowsAll April 23, 2005