Creamy Wonka

to have anal sex and leave jizz inside the anus. Formed from anus>chocolate factory>willy wonka>wonka +creamy (jizz)

i gave her a creamy wonka

by NUMAisTheNAME February 4, 2012

Creamy Geyser

When your partner who is lactose intolerant drinks a tall glass of milk and shoots diarrhea on your forehead.

I want a creamy geyser tonight.

by flatfrog September 5, 2012

creamy douche

A guy who is such a big douche that douche alone does not suffice... He is a used douche bag, a creamy douche.

That guy is wearing skinny jeans, getting rejected by all the chicks in the bar, and he still thinks he is cool...what a creamy douche.

by goatballs December 26, 2013

Creamy Fajita

During the act of intercourse, whilst reaching the point of climax, the male must quickly grab a tortilla (refrigerated/microwaved) and proceed to relieve his load into the tortilla. After the tortilla is prepared fajita style, the male feeds the creamy snack to his deserving partner.

My wife said she was hungry, so I gave that bitch a good ol' creamy fajita.

by swaggie guy May 15, 2014

creepy mom

A female parent/guardian that engages in strange practices that seem overbearing and cause disturbing feelings of unease in her child or person under her jurisdiction. Often times these practices may be concerning the inferior party's relationship status or their day-to-day routine.

Elisabeth: My mom read all my messages to my boyfriend!
Kiki: Whoa there! That is such a creepy mom!

by gpgif<3 January 26, 2017

Creamy coochie

A creamy vagania

I made your pussy a creamy coochie with my seamen

by Creamyyyyyyy September 24, 2018

Creamy Reamy

When a guy cums on a girls butthole then gives her a rim job.
Is also the nickname of my moms lameass dog.

"Then he gave me the best creamy reamy of my life"
"....she so nasty she wanted me to give her a creamy reamy"
"Damn Creamy Reamy pee'd in my house again!"

by ChellyGham October 20, 2018