can of crushed arseholes

to be classified as a stupid person

Colford is as smart as a can of crushed arseholes

by Electric Turnip May 9, 2006

crushed

When a club, dance floor, concert, etc. is very full with people.

When the DJ finally hit the right beat, that dance floor was crushed!

by guido August 1, 2003

cashed

When a keg has run out and another one is needed on the double.

Damn, the keg is cashed, and I just bought my cup.

by partaychica June 6, 2004

crashers

originally started in southern california, "crashers" is the name given to police officers that break up (or crash) house parties.

matt: why is everyone leaving the party?
gilbert: the crashers are here.

by -=Los=- December 30, 2008

Tea Party Crasher

A person who shows up for High Tea without an invitation.

Look at that Tea Party Crasher who just barges into our tea time!

by RayJayYoung January 28, 2019

Crushed it

The act of masterbation.

I Crushed it right before I came over.

by Neil Jannsen November 27, 2007

Wedding Crasher

To be given a hand job under a table on a public standard, i.e. at a dinner or party.

She was so drunk, she gave me a wedding crasher at Jenna's Sweet 16

by Dave Vacc March 15, 2006