flap crapper

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004

Crapper

1.) A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a toilet.
2.) A room or booth containing such a fixture.

Hey, man don't go in the bathroom I just took a sweet shit on the crapper and the stink is so fine.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003

waffle crapper

a girl so hot that if she pinched a loaf on your waffles, you would get a hard on.

Stephanie is such a waffle crapper.

by iDON'T haveANAME November 13, 2006

crapparada

pooping behind a tree (v); crappy (adj)

1. That girl just crapparadad in front of the school building!
2. My day was soooo crapparada.

by Just BE October 23, 2005

crapperskates

an expression of disgust. something has gone terribly wrong or not as expected.

Crapperskates, Johnny Tremain screwed his hand up.

by Robbercon March 7, 2007

campered

feeling campered - getting wet.

Comes from people needing to camp or take shelter when it rains

*gasp*

Don't do that! You're making me feel all campered.

* after sliding your hand down & guiding her along a hallway, walking her forward by guiding her ass. usually comes after a big hug, when you first see each other.

by smotcha January 31, 2010

crapper john

a slang word to use when to refering to anger

crapper john i wet my pants!

by aria vahdani April 6, 2003