Crapple

VERB: To crapple. A word used to describe a really pony film script.

As in 'snap, crapple, pop'. Man, I read a review of that David Mamet film that said the 'dialogue really crackled'. 'Crappled', more like. All he does is make every character answer a question with another question.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 29, 2007

crappled

destroyed competition by "re-innovating" slumbering and badly implemented technology.

MP3 players crappled, tablets crappled

by diskgrinder March 23, 2010

Crapple

A combination of the words, "Crap," and, "Careful."
Pronounced, "Crap-ul."

When the boy almost ran into her, she said, "Crapple!"

by That Girl Who likes Dinosaurs January 23, 2010

Crimpler

A crimpler is the thing that crimples u
crimple

"That Crimpler Worked Hard On U This Time"

by Bring Forth Ur Sacred Gothicness February 19, 2004

Crumple the carrier bag

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.

I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.

by Jibber June 13, 2005

Crapler

1. A crappy stapler

The photocopier's staple function is broken. Guess I have to go back to using the crapler.

by Deep (just a guy) October 23, 2008

craiple

when during sexual intercourse the female feels a strange cramped feeling in her vagina

"I did her last night, but she craipled :-/"

by June Later November 20, 2009