craver

A person that has a desire to be part of what others are doing. One who craves; A craver will watch and wait in anticipation to being invtied or welcomed to join in. One who attempts to pick-up on women yet has no chance.
A pest. Craving - the act of a craver.

"Dude, look at that craver checking out our beer." "He's always craving on some chick."

by clowny666 August 31, 2006

boston creamer

the act of bangin' a chick doggy style, pullin' out and spitting on her back so she thinks you came; then as she turns around jizz in her eye.

She wasn't on the pill so I had no alternative but to give her a boston creamer. The doctor said her vision would return to normal in a few weeks.

by Svpirate May 2, 2006

Kevin Crammer

The act of anal insertion whilst simultaneously having your finger sucked and finger fucking your partner.

Suzy was having a hard time breathing while she getting a little bit of the ol' Kevin Crammer.

by Kevin "Philip Borruso" September 7, 2008

The Kentucky Creamer

While performing a sexual act, a man fills the gap between a woman's breast with whipped cream. Then he claps her breasts together, thus launching an explosion of whipped cream into the mans face.

We were having sex in the kitchen, and I saw the Cool Whip on the counter so I gave myself the Kentucky Creamer.

by S.P.G December 8, 2011

crater face

(cray-ter fayse);one whose head may be deeply impacted by one of a somewhat larger force (acne, meteor)

wow, if i was as ugly as you crater face i think i would just cut my *@#$ off.

by sgt. synonyms April 27, 2006

Chocolate Creamer

A chocolate creamer is a sexual act involving a man and a woman or two men. While the one man is inserting his penis into the rectum of either the other man or the woman, the one who is accepting the cock deficates on it. The penis is held into the rectum like a plug, and then the man ejaculates. If he is lucky, the semen will go into the fecal matter, similar to the way in which a jelly donut holds its jelly. The one who now has this mixture of fecal matter and semen releases it upon the man's chest in the fassion of a cleveland steamer. Some may eat this, while others may enjoy it on their chest.

Wow, they guy rudy busted so hard in my ass that it went straight into my shit! I plopped it on his chest and he bit it and all of his cum oozed out!

by Jb Stim July 21, 2004

crammer

an alternative 21st century secret word for weed so that conversations and planning can occur around parents and pigs

hey bro, have you got any crammer for me?

by Muzzbo February 6, 2006