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Courage

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First female pygmy boss commander- I'm going to show you ladies the definition of courage. Young man, climb this tree and extract some honey for me, I need some money.

First pygmy guy salutes her and says yes boss, then climbs the tree and bring her back some honey, then she tells the other female boss commanders that is the definition of courage.

Second female boss commander- I want you to do exactly what he just did, but before you start climbing I want you to do 50 push ups and I want you to do 50 jumping jacks on the top branch before you bring the honeycomb down.

Second pygmy guy does exactly what she says and brings the honeycomb back covered in bee stings, and the other female pygmy boss commanders say that was impressive.

Third female boss commander- I want you to climb the tree to the top, extract the honey, do a backflip from the top branch to a lower branch, then swing from vines down to the bottom and don't take too long.

Third pygmy guy saltues her and says yes boss, brings back the honey and the female boss commanders say that was unbelievable.

Fourth pgymy boss commander- I want you to climb the tree, extract the honey, then jump from branch to branch until you get to the bottom while you bang these cymbals together.

Fourth pygmy guy says No, I'm not doing it and the female boss commander says that is the definition of courage while the others are left speechless.
by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021
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Courage

The ability to do something, no matter how scary it may seem.
Courage cannot erase our fear. Courage is when we face our fear. ~Davey
by Tachyon221b June 11, 2018
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Courage Killed the Canine

A Spin on the popular saying "Curiosity killed the cat"

this saying had 3 meanings
but the base meaning is about peoples courage bravery or Confidence getting themself or others hurt

๐Œ๐ž๐š๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ: being too courageous can be dangerous to your Health if Done recklessly
๐Œ๐ž๐š๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ: when people do brave things unqualified or unable to complete the requirements of the task their trying to complete they end up getting hurt and others hurt with their bravery
๐Œ๐ž๐š๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ‘: When people take a risk out of pure courage and confidence they won't get hurt and ending up getting hurt
He got hurt because he ran straight into the fire

ya know Courage Killed the Canine
by LexxDef February 13, 2022
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mask courage

When someone does or says something they normally wouldnโ€™t do or say if they werenโ€™t hiding behind a mask.
Jen- Man that woman just said I was late even though Iโ€™m early!

Holly- she had some mask courage to do that!
by Mox 2020 September 17, 2020
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Courage Culture

A culture whereby people have the courage to punch a dumb stranger.
โ€œDid you see? Amy punched that guy JUST because he said he was โ€œdoing his own researchโ€โ€

โ€œOh man! Thatโ€™s courage culture right there!โ€
by THEnikki October 2, 2021
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Cannabis Courage

Employing the same dynamics of Dutch Courage, but more subtler to spot on the surface, your friend is a clumsy idiot when sober, but thinks he is an instant yogi, mystic and guru, after only three drags of what he thinks is "instant brain cells" or "enlightenment" or "pure intelligence" or "creativity" rolled into one...but chases all the beautiful women away and attracts all the miserable single mothers and lonely but fatal strippers and pretty, but predatory prostitutes and users, because he has a boyish insecurity or complex or ego and weed simply magnifies that for him at the cost of everyone around him.
Random Victim: "Your friend is really smart."
Me: "Yeah he is a damn good Socrates when he is high, but a real Peter Griffin when he is not."

Random Victim: "What" or "Wut" or "Wah" or "Woot."

Me: "Its Cannabis Courage, that is all that is."

Random Victim (RV): "I don't know what you are on about"(UK) or "...aboot"(CAN) or "WTF"(US)...proceeds to befriend my friend for sometime in hopes some of that enlightenment dust rubbing off on him...6 months later Random Victim is paranoid schizophrenic that thinks the US Government is after him because he "knows too much" about Babylon.
by Dr. Great Guy July 22, 2019
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