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Schrodinger's counterattack

There are two sides to this.

When you are attacking and you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a counter attack, so you finish shorter and more direct.

When you are defending and you want to counter attack, but you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a straight attack, so you run away while parrying every time they attack.

The result is a slow ass bout and this counterattack situation never arising, even though it is more advantageous for one of the fencers.
Verd: Wow your counterattacks are so good
Jackson: What do you mean? You hit me every time I counterattack.
Verd: No you get the point because I go to the wrong line
Jackson: I'm pretty sure you just hit me
Verd: It's Schrodinger's counterattack :O
by Radiotrophic Gint December 23, 2025
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Countercractic

A practical joke one diesel fuel attendant will play on another at a truck stop. This can be anything from hiding their personal items or flicking cigarette ashes at them.
Sloth: Looner, you're a bitch.
Looner: I could kick your ass.
Sloth: You better get ready for the countercractics.
by Samsquanch December 9, 2008
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Contract Dropped

v. The act of ending a romantic relationship with a girlfriend, boyfriend, or prospect.
"Yo Mike, you still seeing that hoochie you met at the club last weekend?"

"Na, I saw her grinding on some fool last night, she got her contract dropped on the spot."
by Bodafugachi January 23, 2009
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Counterapp

A smart phone app that is specifically designed to outdo a competitor's app (that is probably much slicker, far funnier and infinitely more original).
Did you check out competitor's app? We're going to have to counterapp those smug fuckers immediately.
by counterapper July 22, 2011
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counterconnoiter

to reconnoitre those who are reconnoitering you; to engage in counter-reconnaissance. Also spelt counterconnoitre (British English).
The troops got information that the enemy are reconnoitering their positions. So they decided to counterconnoiter the positions of the enemy.
by uttam maharjan September 1, 2011
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contract emptiness

that feeling you get after you finish the campaign of your contracts in a Mutliplayer game. This feeling often leads you to not want to play the game despite the fun you know you could be having.
Hay man I'm feeling contract emptiness. Could we not play TF2 today.
by Speck Speck February 7, 2018
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counterintelligent

Denotes an active effort to be willfully misinformed or blindly self-deceptive,

with the effect of reducing one’s natural capacity to employ a coherent thinking process.
Man, we thought Dubya was counterintelligent, but Trump makes him look like a genius.”
by Marquismarq January 14, 2019
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