cork tease

Someone who constantly talks about the wine he or she will open but never does.

My friend is such a cork tease! He always talks about that $50 bottle of cabernet we will drink, but I'm still waiting.

by Rickster17 August 25, 2011

Cork Dork

Noun. A dork made of cork. Not neccessarily from southern Ireland.

Lady Friend: "Not only are you boring, greasy and nerdy but you are also made entirely of cork. Sod off."

Cork Dork: "Ok."

by Doug May 25, 2008

Cum Cork

Dried plug of semen blocking proper urethral flow. Usually created if a man doesn't urinate after sex. Extremely painful, but temporary.

"I thought I had kidney stones for a sec there...turns out it was just a cum cork."

or

"That cum cork came flying out and landed on Jack's toothbrush."

by MontgomeryQ August 23, 2008

pop a cork

To get angry beyond belief and tell someone off without any civility, restraint or courtesy.

Dude, did you just see that girl flip you off?

Yeah, and if she flips me off again, I am going to seriously pop a cork.

by Celeste Chappell-Bates April 16, 2008

Cork Blocking

As a bartender, when you're trying to cut somebody off but their friends keep buying them drinks anyway.

I tried to cut the guy off from the wine but his friends kept cork blocking me and buying him another glass.

by Chip-O December 9, 2008

cork porker

Another way to say ass fucker or fag. Most commonly used to describe a co-worker in the office or other place of employment.

Look at Jimbo over there...yeah he doen't have a clue, what a cork porker.

by GReddyTalon July 14, 2006

Cork grease

Definitely edible and smells like mint.

Person A: Mmm, this "chapstick" tastes weird, Person B.

Emily: First of all, that's cork grease. Second of all, say your goodbyes.

by kwusty December 6, 2018