CoDtarded

Describes a player of the first person shooter, Call of Duty, who is a noob and does something retarded. Early signs you are playing with a CoDtarded person include shitty music in the background, a voice high enough to shatter glass, and refusing to ready up until next Sunday. Another indicator of a CoDtarded person is when you hear crying through a $5 mic, "Revive me I have a raygun,"

Smart player: "Did you just trade the LSAT for the SMR? Why are you so CoDtarded?"
CoDtarded player: *Shitty dubstep playing in the background*"Revive me I just got down and have the raygun,"

by Noobish_Camper55 February 28, 2017

Contaginism

Something that is contagious or something that can spread from person to person, like a yawn or the flu.

That yawn is infected by contaginism...

by fkl;a jg' September 16, 2019

Uni-coital

Having relations with ones self.

I'm about to hit the shower for some uni-coital activities!

by J McGill November 29, 2012

Robbie Coltart

A Grass

The boy over there hit Robbie Coltart and then he went and told the teacher

by Barcode June 17, 2019

Cold Contact

Rubbin ice where it feels nice

"I gave my uncle a cold contact when he was sick"

"I got cold contacted by my priest after Sunday school"

by AssAnalyzer67 April 11, 2019

No contact day

When you have cried too much the night before and you’re eyes are so dry that it hurts to put contact lenses in.

I’m feeling really sad, probably gonna go home and cry. Tomorrow’s a, “no contact day,” I see.

by PE GANG February 3, 2020

punching the mayonnaise container

A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.

Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.

by DonkeyPecker November 3, 2020