The state of being cooned (robbed, stolen from, or otherwise threatened) , usually in an exceptionally aggressive, violent, and sexual manner.
“Bro, call the cops, i’m straight coonered right now!”
“Shelly walked home alone last night and was coonered”
“Shelly walked home alone last night and was coonered”
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