you smell what I'm cooking

You understand what I'm saying???

You don't pay me back that dough you owe me, I'm gonna wup your ass! You smell what I'm cooking?

by poppaamick May 28, 2006

Cooking with jack

A horror of a cooking show run by a man controlled by salmonella poisoning named Jack Scalfani. Only cook his food if you have a death wish.

Dude, are you watching Cooking With Jack?
Yeah?
That food looks like what came out of my asshole this morning.

by 3ggst3r April 6, 2022

Chicken-cooping

To press your boxer-contained boner against a girls butt cheeks while spooning

He kept chicken-cooping me last night and I liked it. Kept my back warm all night.

by V spot November 5, 2014

cooking eggs

Cooking eggs means to make crack

"When she saw me cooking eggs, she thought I was back at it."

Stunting Like my Daddy. Lil Wayne.

by g0ofy January 27, 2007

Cooking the flute

It is in reference to smoking dope through a pipe. Usually done by filthy dopemunchers that are too lazy to make a billy

Bloke one: Oi bra i was cooking the flute the other day when this tree jumped infront of me, so i full stabbed it.
Bloke two: aww spewin

by Jay-man Z-dog June 3, 2013

Cooking the dog

Furiously masturbating.

John: "Dude, what are you doing?"

Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."

by Lao_Tzu January 23, 2015

cooking banana

Also known as Plantain. One of the main staple foods of the world, cultivated in many places of Africa and some parts of South America. Contains large amounts of starch and sugar, their leaves are often used as dishes too, because you don't need to wash them after the meal.

Cooking banana can also be mixed with sugar, vinegar and spices to make a banana ketchup.

by 32121 April 21, 2018