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Fecording Contract

Similar to a recording contract except the artist is horrible. A mixture of Fecund and Recording Contract.
As seen on VFTW: "You people are nothing but LOSERS. What a waste of humans. You are nothing but retarded no bodies. Fuck all of you to hell. Pricks. Guess what?Pia will have a fecording contract within a week. Pussy paulo will go no where. What a bunch of assholes."
by perogi April 26, 2011
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Oral contract

When your gf/wife promises you a bj.
Not fair...we had an oral contract.
by braziliancarwash February 13, 2012
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disney contract

Disney contract = Jake Paul's enemy , shot out to homie Owen Wentzell
by 1829281928 November 2, 2017
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contract

An obligation to answer a specified number of questions, as on the TV game show Bullseye with Jim Lange; if a player finishes it, he has the option to bank the accumulated money.
"...that is your contract, and the numbers range from 1 to as many questions as you wish."

Jim Lange, explaining the rules of Bullseye
by Ben Masters December 31, 2003
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Contracted

by Chiaki_Nanami November 6, 2019
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Concrastinate

Concur\Procrastinate

To prolong agreeing with something.
Jack: Dude,Ithink the bills are gonna win next week!
Billy: I concrastinate buddy, I guess we will see next week.
by Fo'lisha June 3, 2007
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blind contract

marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.
he signed a blind contract, then went crazy

they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat

after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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