Constantpation

When you always feel like you wish you could poop but cannot.

I think I need to add some fiber to my diet. Every day I have Constantpation. constipationblocked up

by SteelerPP August 10, 2015

Constantin

He is quite a crazy , but still a great guy . He often is quite rejective over girls , but treats them with respect . He jokes around with girls a lot and many girls cuddle with him , even though he won't take it serious .

--Constantin , you're such a good cuddler !

--Yeah , yeah .

by SkatterGurl March 9, 2017

Constant complainer

A person that constantly complains.

My grandma is a constant complainer.

by TheWordSubmitter April 15, 2017

Constantin Schröck

A German Definition for a Person who has a brother that goes to Hautpschuläh!Also known as a synonym for faggit or huansohn

You are such a Constantin Schröck

by hanfucker June 4, 2017

CONSTANT GARDEN INSPECTOR

One who is constantly digging or picking their crevasses (ass, balls, nose or ear) and inspecting what they find.

Everytime I look up I see that boy digging in his nose and checking it out. He would make a great constant garden inspector

by T-Cracker December 27, 2018

Constant F-Bomber

These are people who think that it would kill them to go 2 seconds without saying the f word. They think that it’s cool and fancy to use the f word every two seconds, but they are actually super annoying idiots that have no life. Most of these types of people are aged from 12-18.

Person: What did you have for breakfast?
Constant F-Bomber: I f—ing had a f—ing bowl of f—ing cheerios for f—ing breakfast. What the f— did you have?
Me: SAY THE F WORD AGAIN AND I WILL STRANGLE YOU, CHOP YOUR LIMBS OFF, AND BUST OPEN YOUR HEAD!!!!!!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 28, 2020

Constant Fuckin

The stage of talking where a crazy female will trap her intended target in a cycle of constant sex to induce a feeling that horny males may confuse with feelings.

Bro, you don’t even like her, she’s just got you trapped in constant fuckin.

by Sex9ine September 19, 2020