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Glazed and Confused

When a female gets a facial while sleeping and she wakes up in the morning confused on why her face is sticky.
My lady was in a deep sleep last night, so I rubbed one out on her face. When she woke up this morning, she was glazed and confused!
by THOBRO August 19, 2013
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Confusedbysoul

1.The greatest man to ever live and quite good in bed.
2.A sexual act of great prowress.
1.You will not believe the things that Confusedbysoul can do to you!
2.He pulled a Confusedbysoul and pleased me beyond all belief.
by HyakuShiki August 11, 2003
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Confused child(:

A person being mentally slow or retarded. Usually mistaken with being high or intoxicated.(:
Jack:"Hey!How'd it go with Cindy?"
Seth:"Who?"
Jack: "Idiot, what do you mean 'who'?"
Seth:"Who the hell are you talking about dude!?"
Jack: "Your fucking girlfriend, man!"
Seth:"Oh, I got too much Corona and passed out at Sam's."
Jack: "I was with you retard! There was no Corona!"
Seth: " MillerLite?"
Jack: "You're just a Confused child(:,man."
by Youdon'tneedaknow(: May 15, 2010
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Angry and confused

The name given to a father who becomes so confused by the conversation in hand that he frowns and thus becomes angry.
Ahh dad you're getting angry and confused again!
by Penisscrote190 July 19, 2009
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Confroused

(adjective)
When you are incredibly sexually attracted to someone, but cannot figure out what exactly it is that attracts you.
"Dude, you keep staring at Sarah. She isn't bad looking, but nothing special."
"I dunno man, I get really confroused around her and I am trying to find out why."
by Valkur90 November 2, 2013
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Confroused

(adjective)
When you are incredibly sexually attracted to someone, but cannot figure out what exactly it is that attracts you.
"Dude, you keep staring at Sarah. She isn't bad looking, but nothing special."
"I dunno man, I get really confroused around her and I am trying to find out why."
by Valkur90 November 2, 2013
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confused.yes

what you say when your on a really confusing website, the opposite of confused.com, which is a simple and easy-to-use website.
guy 1: wtf im stuck

guy2: on what?

guy 1: this website :/ insert website name here more like confused.yes !
by jemmehhhh September 21, 2009
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