When a female gets a facial while sleeping and she wakes up in the morning confused on why her face is sticky.
My lady was in a deep sleep last night, so I rubbed one out on her face. When she woke up this morning, she was glazed and confused!
by THOBRO August 19, 2013
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2.He pulled a Confusedbysoul and pleased me beyond all belief.
2.He pulled a Confusedbysoul and pleased me beyond all belief.
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Jack:"Hey!How'd it go with Cindy?"
Seth:"Who?"
Jack: "Idiot, what do you mean 'who'?"
Seth:"Who the hell are you talking about dude!?"
Jack: "Your fucking girlfriend, man!"
Seth:"Oh, I got too much Corona and passed out at Sam's."
Jack: "I was with you retard! There was no Corona!"
Seth: " MillerLite?"
Jack: "You're just a Confused child(:,man."
Seth:"Who?"
Jack: "Idiot, what do you mean 'who'?"
Seth:"Who the hell are you talking about dude!?"
Jack: "Your fucking girlfriend, man!"
Seth:"Oh, I got too much Corona and passed out at Sam's."
Jack: "I was with you retard! There was no Corona!"
Seth: " MillerLite?"
Jack: "You're just a Confused child(:,man."
by Youdon'tneedaknow(: May 15, 2010
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When you are incredibly sexually attracted to someone, but cannot figure out what exactly it is that attracts you.
When you are incredibly sexually attracted to someone, but cannot figure out what exactly it is that attracts you.
"Dude, you keep staring at Sarah. She isn't bad looking, but nothing special."
"I dunno man, I get really confroused around her and I am trying to find out why."
"I dunno man, I get really confroused around her and I am trying to find out why."
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When you are incredibly sexually attracted to someone, but cannot figure out what exactly it is that attracts you.
When you are incredibly sexually attracted to someone, but cannot figure out what exactly it is that attracts you.
"Dude, you keep staring at Sarah. She isn't bad looking, but nothing special."
"I dunno man, I get really confroused around her and I am trying to find out why."
"I dunno man, I get really confroused around her and I am trying to find out why."
by Valkur90 November 2, 2013
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guy 1: wtf im stuck
guy2: on what?
guy 1: this website :/ insert website name here more like confused.yes !
guy2: on what?
guy 1: this website :/ insert website name here more like confused.yes !
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