RECURSIVE COMPRESSION THEORY

A theory that says reality from matter to minds to memes evolves through repeated cycles of compression. Each layer condenses the previous one, creating shortcuts, symbols, and versions of versions. Consciousness shows up when something can compress itself while modeling the world.

“TikTok shows the recursive compression theory in action: a 10-minute idea crushed into 20 seconds that spawns another remix that spawns another trend.”

by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions November 5, 2025

Red Hot Congressional Strzok Fest

One of the many, many, many embarrassing moments for the U.S. congress, back in 2018.

Great entertainment though, when you watch the late night host Stephen Colbert cover it.

You can google „siYIEmHOvDU“ and you’ll find that video, or you can also just google the definition of this word

- Did you hear about the Red Hot Congressional Strzok Fest 2018?
- You didn’t?
- Now you did.

by UrbanCruzer May 21, 2024

Concessions

When someone trys to find out something they aren't supposed to know.

Its just concessions , man.

by lolgoodtry May 9, 2015

consession

To group with the boys and go for a blaze: cone - sesh-ion

Oi cunt lets go for a cheeky consession tonight.

by YeetiusMaximus May 24, 2018

Conprestinational Thoughts

Thoughts of regret before your head is put in high pressure, only people who live through a crushed head experience this.

This Person Has Conprestinational Thoughts.

by Vortex Define August 13, 2019

Confessioned

When you’re tired af and lost 37 braincells and end up saying this to your crush or something-

Pixie I just confessioned :)

by SmolMellow Smore December 13, 2019

Confessions Story

A private story on snapchat where people ask you any question and you have to confess the truth.

Did you see what was on Roberts Confessions Story? I can’t believe he did that with Cindy!

by bigphatgorillacoochie April 28, 2020