Thomas Bradley Conner is over 5 ft tall. His favorite thing todo is watch gay porn. He loves to spend long summer nights with his dark lover Darius Bethal in the hot tub listening to Kenny Cheasney. If you enjoy long afternoons at the race dreaming about large male organs, you are probably a Thomas Bradley Conner. I think of Thomas Bradley Conner every time i chug orange juice after brushing my teeth because im certain that he has the same taste in his mouth 24/7 because of all male sex he has had.
I am gay just like Thomas Bradley Conner.
Instead of making it rain in the club with money, i believe i shall pay them in.....GUM just like Thomas Bradley Conner.
My dogs butt itches, he must have caught something from Thomas Bradley Conner.
Instead of making it rain in the club with money, i believe i shall pay them in.....GUM just like Thomas Bradley Conner.
My dogs butt itches, he must have caught something from Thomas Bradley Conner.
by Sparkly Panda Cupcake October 12, 2011
Get the Thomas Bradley Connermug. by enchanted kingdom October 14, 2019
Get the National a Connor/Connermug. The forgotten Prince of Hell, Thomas Michael Fucking Conner. He is one of the most feared beings in the Milky Way with his shit infested asshole, smegma filled penis, and unwashed cum hands. If you hear his autistic screech "Cheeeeeaassseeee" or "sup niaggaer" you better hightail the hell outta there or he'll force himself to suck your dick. If you do refuse his dick sucking he'll reply with "I'm this close to kicking your ass!" in a menacing manor. Don't dare say faggot three times anywhere, or he'll come out of nowhere and stick his smegma infested 3 incher up any of your holes. So keep your eyes peeled if you do say faggot three times in a row.
Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.
Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.
Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.
Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.
Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.
Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.
Girl: "Gosh you're acting like a Thomas Michael Fucking Conner right now Derrick!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"
by Anti-Thomas Patrol April 22, 2020
Get the Thomas Michael Fucking Connermug. if you've ever met a conner he's probably the gayest person you'll ever meet. he Plays either soccer or football...but if he plays both then he's just the kicker on the football team. he's talked to literally every girl that's ever lived so there's no telling if he wants a serious relationship with you or not. sorry to break it to you but connor isnt the one for you unless your names avery, emma, or madi
Sarah: I need to ask Conner what color tie he's wearing to prom so we can match.
Andrew: umm I heard that he's taking Madi to prom...
jonah: yo really? I heard Conner ask Emma this morning!
Andrew: umm I heard that he's taking Madi to prom...
jonah: yo really? I heard Conner ask Emma this morning!
by money Monica May 2, 2020
Get the Connermug. He’s a really sweet boy... quite in a relationship but so fun as a friend walks kinda like a penguin but pulls off the penguin look, wears lots of Nike and has great style loving and is very hot you’ll regret breaking up with him and not notice until he moves on or moves away. <3
by Jbecoolaf:) February 16, 2022
Get the Connermug. he was an amazing guy at first, until he cheated on me and was extremely lustful. watch out for conners or even connors because ive met both and theyre pretty much the same. very rapey sexual idolized thoughts. got me pregnant & left me.
by himynameischhslimshady August 18, 2024
Get the Connermug. A bad person
Ps not all conners. Like “ Hey babe can I do it harder oh yeah “
Or there bio be like an anime quote,
Or “ ugh what do you want am watching anime “
. * gets in a relationship * * gets boring * bf or gf breaks up with them then they attack them with there disrespect words.ps they are a dream
Stan too and a annoying a$$ human that faked that they are bisexual
Ps not all conners. Like “ Hey babe can I do it harder oh yeah “
Or there bio be like an anime quote,
Or “ ugh what do you want am watching anime “
. * gets in a relationship * * gets boring * bf or gf breaks up with them then they attack them with there disrespect words.ps they are a dream
Stan too and a annoying a$$ human that faked that they are bisexual
by Lady whiteshift August 7, 2021
Get the Conner with an emug.