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Beaner connection

when your playing video games like Call of Duty or Halo and your connected to someone with terrible connection most likely coming straight from mexico or mcdonalds wifi
"this lagg is unbearable this host definitely has a beaner connection"
by crozdaddy December 3, 2011
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Connecticut effect

The fact that everyone will always hate where they live and say it is the worst. usually describes states but can be applied to schools, countries and towns. Derived from the fact that everyone born into Connecticut thinks anywhere would be better, which is in fact not true.
1. she wanted to switch highschools because she thinks hers is the worst in the world. Clearly she's been hit by the connecticut effect.

2. the activist told me he hates living in the USA and that he would be happier almost anywhere else. I see the connecticut effect.
by brian82 June 30, 2010
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convection oven

the act of farting while driving a car with your family or friends, then locking out the windows so no one can get fresh air, then turning the air con to RECIRC so they can enjoy the malodorous effluvium over and over
George was driving his family home from Friday fish fry ona hot summer night and cut one in the car. He then convection ovened his family by disabling the windows.
by kreinke June 22, 2009
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Lalani-Frank Conjecture

The Lalani-Frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of sex had.

In the spirit of Lil Wayne:

"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"
(Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)

Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.

Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?

Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?

Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.
by Dr. Balfour Rohan Oglethorpe October 9, 2011
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Connecticut College

Connecticut College is an elite liberal arts school located in New London, CT, similar to Colby, Bates, Trinity and other NESCAC schools. Conn is generally known for its interdisciplinary studies (a.k.a. do whatever the hell you want), drama and dance, strong international program, and terrific professors. Not many people outside of the Northeast have heard of it, though it's often considered a safety for those that don't get into Ivy League schools. Despite that stigma, it's still better than most state schools, and has excellent academics.

Conn used to be ranked in the top 25 LACs during the early 2000s, however, the school has dropped off due to a presidential transition as well as a lackluster endowment (only been around since 1911 / used to be a women's college and women don't give money).

Recently the school has been on a $200 million fundraising campaign in order to beef its endowment and attract more applicants. Its acceptance rate hovers around 30%, making it one of the most selective schools in the country.

The social life is a harmonious synthesis of bros, artsy liberals, and stoners, though most people are pretty serious about academics. Nearly everyone is white, and almost half of the kids come from exclusive prep schools (Choate, Deerfield, MICDS). The girls are also pretty hot.

Not a bad place to be.
Asshole: So where are you going to school?
Conn College Student: Connecticut College.
Asshole: Cool! Go Huskies!
Conn College Student: Fuck you.

Non-asshole: So where are you going to school?
Conn College Student: Connecticut College.
Non-asshole: Word.
Conn College student: Word.
by fuckharvard March 31, 2011
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Connecticunt

An extremely pretentious, irritable woman from Connecticut. She only cares about designer labels and status symbols.
You know Buffy doesn't shop at the Gap. She's a Connecticunt!
by Mellie_Mazz November 11, 2014
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connecticut steamer

There goes poklemba squeezing out a connecticut steamer on that old ladys car.
by mike poklemba December 25, 2005
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