like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

pissing contest

when one enters a public restroom to find all the urinals are being occupied

"What's going on in here? Is this some sort of pissing contest?"

by bakerd812 October 29, 2004

Conestoga

basically the same as "The Haverford School" (search in dictionary)

buncha wannabe rich fags with lil pipes
get lucky at everything and will eventually fail in life along with Ridley.

conestoga? who? oh HAHA the bitchs

by Constogay March 10, 2005

Congestion

1. People that are stuck in high school (because they couldn’t get into college), the high school state of mind(because they didn’t get to graduate with their class.), or college (because they don't care what they do in life and they get to waste daddy's money on their otherwise worthless education).
2. A person that thinks that they are worthless and is just passing through life oh so sluggish.

There is so much congestion at school you could make a wig out of all the gray hairs lying on the floor.

by DominiqueRB November 1, 2006

tea guzzling contest

A pissing contest among mathematicians.

Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!

Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.

by John January 13, 2009

conkeso

coolest motherfucker in the planet

"el keso me ha expulsao de meri, es un cabrón"

(lo soy)

by pavel March 23, 2004

Conestoga

A school for punk bitches who have to sit down to pee, and on weekends do stunts for Little Richard in gay movies. They suck at football too.

What can I say about Conestoga that hasn't been said about Afganistan? It's bombed out and depleted.

by Kevin Clancy March 15, 2005