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Concert

arrange (something) by mutual agreement or coordination.
"they started meeting regularly to concert their tactics"
by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025
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concerteer

A person who performs concerts, but wants to sound more like a Spanish swordsman.
Spence Peppard likes to play concerts for people, but he often corrects them when they call him a musician. “No, no. I’m a concerteer, madam.” Then he takes out his sword and cuts his initials in the drapes, but he’s illiterate, so he gets the letters wrong. What an imbecile.
by Stormy Tuesday May 5, 2018
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Concert Bitch

A female who attend and holds your spot at the concert while you go get drinks for each other
My concert bitch held our spot while I ran for drinks
by Big A Racing January 26, 2022
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i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concert

A phrase used to describe feeling completely out of place, awkward, or like you don’t belong in a situation. Comes from the mental image of a stereotypical “redneck” showing up at a Dead Kennedys punk concert — a total cultural mismatch.
My friends took me to a vegan café, and I asked if they had bacon. i felt like a redneck at a Dead Kennedys concert
by nirvanaandassortedjellybeans August 29, 2025
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Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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No Concert Depression

Unlike PCD, ncd is the anxiety and emptiness from feeling like you will never get to see your faves live in concert ever.
Person 1: Yo why is she so sad today?
Person 2: Her faves are enlisting soon and she feels like she'll never get to see and hear them play all her favorite songs in concert. She has No Concert Depression.
Person 1: Oh, how sad
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