Miles Concert

a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see how he asked her out?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was a total Miles Concert"

by Snow snowy snow November 23, 2022

Concert Spy

A person who must have a birds-eye view of a concert (usually classical) in order to really experience what is being played.

Carl is a concert spy, he will take you and his seats are in the perfect place.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?

Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025

concert cougar

someone that goes to a lot of concerts

Jazz went to ten concerts. He’s such a concert cougar!

by pookiebear1298 November 2, 2023

Concert

A Ghanaian term that is usually exclaimed to express disdain or contempt at an incident, or action done by a person which is a complete display of foolishness, nonsense, or utter mediocrity or doing something very embarrassing, or lacking any sense of acumen. A clown!!

Imagine just randomly having a concert in the midst of random people, jumping an singing to an unwarranted or inobservation. Yes, that don't make no sense!!!

This word means the object of the word is a comedian—in a bad way.

Someone who makes people laugh by being so foolish in life or making very foolish decisions or not being so bright. A clown!!

It is used similary to exclaiming, nonsense!!! Or clown !!! 🤡

Student: "forgets to bring a pen and a calculator to the examination hall"
Teacher: Concert!!! How could you forget!!!

Can also be used in Ghanaian pidgin English as a noun.

Eg.

Kwasi: hey kwame, you dey remember Kevin?

Kwame: that concert!!! Yes, i do. He mana lef school in accra a night before our exam to get laid all the way way in Tamale. Eventually he couldn't make it back in time to write his exam.
Kwasi: 😂 hahaha, he no get sense!!!

by Mandalorian1 December 21, 2020

Pity Concert

When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.

Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.

I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.

Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!

by Elp3nguino11 March 8, 2014

No Concert Depression

Unlike PCD, ncd is the anxiety and emptiness from feeling like you will never get to see your faves live in concert ever.

Person 1: Yo why is she so sad today?
Person 2: Her faves are enlisting soon and she feels like she'll never get to see and hear them play all her favorite songs in concert. She has No Concert Depression.
Person 1: Oh, how sad

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