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aww I wanna be like the concert group!
by ethelrapp July 9, 2024
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concert butt

Concert butt is the nervous, emergency diaharrea feeling you get when standing in line to go onto a rollercoaster and you’re terrified of roller coasters

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When you are at a concert, the band takes the stage and you’re so excited !! Then the 911 emergency projectile diaharrea feeling sets in.

That’s the meaning of Concert Butt
Hey Ma, are you going to wear an adult diaper to the concert tonight? I would hate for you to have concert butt again, do you remember how mad people were because you didn’t change your pants? Just a heads up 👍🏼
by Queen Babs March 14, 2024
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Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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Concerter

Awesome word created by the best
Has four main definitions...

1. (noun) Awesomer way of saying Easter grass or plasticy confetti
2. (noun) Any item that isn't supposed to be on the ground (according it your parents/roommates) but YOU want it on the ground or are too lazy to pick it up
3. (noun) The awesomest mispronounced word in the English language
4. (verb) To create a funny moment or memory for you and your friends, potentially screwing yourself over in the process

Basically, the best word to ever exist

Origin: North-East USA April 2006
1. I need some concerter for my Easter basket.
2. My computer and phone cords are my concerter.
3. Concerter is awesome!!!!
4. Duuude, you were soooo cocertering last night.
by aria&spencer May 3, 2014
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concerteer

A person who performs concerts, but wants to sound more like a Spanish swordsman.
Spence Peppard likes to play concerts for people, but he often corrects them when they call him a musician. “No, no. I’m a concerteer, madam.” Then he takes out his sword and cuts his initials in the drapes, but he’s illiterate, so he gets the letters wrong. What an imbecile.
by Stormy Tuesday May 5, 2018
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Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?
Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
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Concerts

A place to see my Toppest Up music singer and this place that I go to regularly is full of singing, and dancing and my favourite singer/music player is in it and it's all time and Im always full of enthusiasm to go to the Concerts! In Brisbane you can find concerts, also they do tours. Its awesome and amazing and super sonical music that will be on the next album, Im Sure, although some more press and media could always help one two find the concerts sooner and more of them please.
Person One: Hi the Man from the concerts, wow you are amazing at dat shit so how is it you are so inclined to singing and dancing for me it looks like you could also like me to help you with some new dancing skills and vice versa!!
Person Two: Ha Ha is that you the Lady from the concerts? Well I know how to write and record topes up at every dance move also so sure Ill help you out there
Person One: Excellent I would love some further help and instructions. Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!
by Emms_002 August 29, 2022
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